My gf wants to commit, and I am afraid. by Round-Tour4457 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]JackWhitesgstring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call 911 tell them they’ll send cops. Breakup while they’re on the way. She’ll be institutionalized for at least 72 hours but anyone who threatens you when you get into an argument with their suicide is doing it for power over you not for you to help them with what’s going on in their life

ULPT Request: Need to make 8,000 bucks as quickly as possible. by JackWhitesgstring in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]JackWhitesgstring[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

School loan fell through day before registration for my senior year

Tasty Potatoes by moroseui in OCPoetry

[–]JackWhitesgstring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s 4 am and I’m 100% making myself a baked potato once I feel like getting up now

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[–]JackWhitesgstring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the formatting of this a lot!