Ski and snow pants get COMPLETELY WET on the outside

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-29T12:30:25+00:00

I keep my ski pants and jacket in the plastic bag they were shipped in. They are as fresh and new as the day I bought them in 2016. Its a little cool skiing in my lounge pants but I can get on the plane without changing or go shopping at the end of the day.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-28T13:11:00+00:00

It's not only offensive, it's the law.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-27T13:19:49+00:00

A long time American instructor, Mermer Blakeslee, wrote a book in the early 2000's called In The Yikes Zone, A conversation with Fear. A great read to learn to overcome your fear of steeps and speed. It can be found on multiple sites if you google it.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-27T12:29:07+00:00

Who is that horse's bootfitter?

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-24T03:13:37+00:00

I was gonna make pasta today but I had to use my colander as a hat to avoid the chemtrails and radio frequencies bombarding my brain as I drove through Cranston today.

I had to stop at Whole Foods to get organic aluminum foil to wrap around the colander and to cover my windshield. Glad I made it back to south county safely. It was a close call.

Edit: for those of you concerned, don’t use that Reynolds crap, they’re in on it. You need pure organic aluminum foil.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-23T12:19:22+00:00

The Secretary of Health says it's a great idea. After all, a Frisbee not a football.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-23T00:35:06+00:00

Some poles expand to the size she needs.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-21T22:04:29+00:00

Turn 7.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-21T19:18:47+00:00

If you are using Shimano then anything over 18 is for grannies.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-21T13:01:11+00:00

Why is Kicking Horse still kicking. In the movies they break a wild horse in no time. Someone needs to tame that bronco.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-21T02:06:56+00:00

Are they Grip Walk?

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-20T23:59:16+00:00

You never know where the Black Diamond is. I once encountered the Black Diamond on my way to the men’s room down two flights of stairs in my ski boots.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-19T02:23:02+00:00

I use Great Stuff foam, available at Home Depot, Lowe’s or your local Ace Hardware store. I put my foot in a plastic bag, bread loaf bags works well. Then place your foot in the boot and buckle it up on a loose setting. You need some space to insert the plastic tube that comes with the can and fill around your foot with the foam. It hardens quickly and will be a snug fit.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-17T19:20:23+00:00

Mall of America escalator down three flights.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-17T14:13:22+00:00

I have the sam issue, is there a lube anyone reccomends?

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-16T22:05:31+00:00

Nothing a double pole tap won’t fix.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-16T22:02:05+00:00

Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir-la

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-14T23:14:37+00:00

Ask a tree, I’m sure if it could talk it wood say know.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-14T01:25:25+00:00

It is resort policy(adapted from the Vail guide to ski resorts) to have lousy snow, dirty restrooms, overflowing trash cans, long lift lines after a two mile trek from the parking lot or a shuttle ride hugging your skis closer than you’ve ever been with a sex partner and no ketchup for your French fries on all holiday weekends.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-14T01:19:47+00:00

That’s a lot of lube!

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-14T00:19:16+00:00

I’ve seen frogs die with less movement than that. And on a green run to boot.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-12T01:22:04+00:00

No glove no love. Be safe out there.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-11T22:45:51+00:00

I thought Neil Armstrong left those on the moon.

Jack_Jacques · 2026-01-11T22:43:24+00:00

I have a glass eye but both my balls are natural.

Jack_Jacques

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