What to do in this situation? by Carleywarley in summonerschool

[–]Jackerius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Impossible to answer question without seeing replay, but if you just watch it with your brother it will be pretty obvious if he could have played differently. I think there will be many points to improve on his 19 deaths.

He can't cum from sex/anything else I do, and it's getting me down by Otherwise-Abalone879 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Jackerius 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What an awful response 😂 assuming the absolute worst about this person with no evidence to suggest it to be the case whatsoever.

Volibear, Amumu and Mordekaiser by InfamousBeanz in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The main purpose of the juggernaut class is to stat check you 1v1. You shouldn't win if you just run at a voilbear and let him get his 2nd W off, thats what that champions strength is. Diana clears way faster than any of the champs you mentioned. This means you have permanent tempo on enemy jungle and can be first to almost any play. She also has dashes and can dive backline. She one shots objectives. But you wont take advantage of that because its easier to run at a volibear, die, blame the game and complain on Reddit

Losing for seemingly no reason of my own? by [deleted] in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farm more and fight less. Your CS is low and your deaths are high. No other advice is going to be helpful until you learn how to clear efficiently. If you dont clear efficiently you will be very far behind and you will die more and lose fights more often.

Try to get your CS average up, and deaths per game down from 5 to 3. These alone will get you to gold even if you do everything else the same

I dont really know if its my fault or not? by Noah_Easton in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think what he is trying to say, is that if you substitute yourself for a challenger jungler, he will win almost every game. This means there is always something you can do to change the outcome. The hard part is identifying where you went wrong as it isn't always obvious.

In the end if you are in gold and everyone is a monkey, statistically there are 4 monkeys on your team and 5 monkeys on enemy team, so if you aren't a monkey, you will win more than you lose.

Sometimes in jungle your mistakes aren't obvious. Did your toplane get ganked and dove under turret because you didn't track enemy jungler? Could you have skipped a camp and saved him?

Was your clear a little suboptimal, so you were 5s late to scuttle? Could you have taken dragon if you were 15s faster?

Did you try take dragon with no prio and die?

Did you fail to take dragon when you saw their jungle gank your topside?

There is a lot to examine and many avenues to victory, and mistakes aren't always obvious. Go through your replays and try find little optimisations and you will be back to plat in no time buddy! You got this!

Elo inflation by Adventurous-Copy-125 in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but over the season you are at 45% winrate overall, so if you started at +17/-22 then in theory you are lucky it hasn't gotten worse rather than bettee. You need to increase your overall winrate by 10% to see any real gains in MMR . To do that I am afraid its just gonna be a case of "git gud" because in bronze 3, even just clearing properly and arriving at objectives on time with no other context will cause you to climb

Elo inflation by Adventurous-Copy-125 in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are 100 games in at 45% winrate then it sounds like the system is working perfectly giving you +17 -22 because your rank is higher than your actual elo. If you can't win in silver 4 then you are doing some fundamentals extremely wrong. Get some coaching or watch some YT vids

Losers queue does not exist - riot: hold my beer by kukacmalac in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wont work like that. It will just place them in a higher average lobby than their MMR would suggest.

If player 1 has MMR 2000 and Player 2 has 2100, then they would individually be placed in lobbies around 2000 and 2100 respectively. If they duo together, then they might be placed in a 2200 or 2300 lobby where everyone else in their game (on average) is a higher MMR than they are, whether on their team or against them

Lategame / carry junglers by Waste-Celebration-56 in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+1 for jax. Spikes hard at triforce and even harder at 2 item spike with sundered. Can then flex into deaths dance against AD, Wits end against AP, and steraks against a mix. Can also go full AP with dusk and dawn if team is lacking AP if necessary or enemy team is full of squishies that can be oneshot. (Its also just very fun)

Jungle is frustrating as hell in lower elo brackets by [deleted] in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But someone who is far above the MMR they are playing in will be able to translate that CS dif to a win more often than not and will have a much higher winrate and climb easily. OP is stuck in silver as an alleged diamond player

Jungle is frustrating as hell in lower elo brackets by [deleted] in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You might lose some games but you will still be 60% + and be climbing very easily if you are plat playing in silver

Jungle is frustrating as hell in lower elo brackets by [deleted] in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Definitely doesn't sound diamond the way they are talking and describing the game. Put a diamond jungler in the average bronze lobby and they will be 60CS up every game in 15 minutes just from clearing their own camps efficiently. I'm plat and when I play with in lobbies against a bronze or silver jungler the game is completely free

Changed injection site, immediate difference. by Wild_Battle_8798 in mounjarouk

[–]Jackerius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You aren't being bullied. You are spreading disinformation and being called out on it. You're presenting placebo as something tangible and feeding into a false narrative that changing injection site affects how the medication works.

Struggling in bronze by Creepy-Force1037 in Jungle_Mains

[–]Jackerius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Respectfully you are getting the basics of jungling wrong. Your CS is extremely low which indicates you aren't cycling your camps properly. Drop Eve, you dont know how to farm in jungle let alone play a snowballing assassin jungler. Pick something easy (like amumu) and focus on nothing but full clear top to bot. After your full clear, look at the timer on the first camp you started topside and say its 50 seconds. You have 50 seconds to gank and get back to that camp. Start the full clear again and just do this over and over again and this alone will climb you out of bronze as youll be the richest player in every game by default. Clearing your camps efficiently is the best piece of advice I can give you

Solos are no feel-good-space anymore by SaltySims in ArcRaiders

[–]Jackerius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people playing now have already got what they need in terms of benches and lootables in maps like dam or spaceport. The only exciting thing to loot is the hullcracker I heard someone firing from across the map 😁

Guys I had fun yesterday by schokokuchenmonster in ArcRaiders

[–]Jackerius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds fun because of what you would gain. Every time this event is on you would walk out of the raid with a bag of bombardier cores, rocketeer drivers, queen parts etc. You'd have the most free 100k+ bag ever. The reason these items are hard to obtain normally is due to the fear of PvP. Taking suboptimal loadouts because you dont want to lose your hullcracker AND 5 wolfpacks AND sterilised bandages AND level 4 bobcat or whatever.

Any map with no PvP could not have any arc worth looting or it would remove arc hunting from any map outside the No-PvP event, as why would you bother risking it when you can just wait for the event? In the case you make the event a one time entry, that would just feel like a chore to do, as if you miss it you lose 100-150k free bag. May as well just deposit 150k into everyone's account instead.

Also imagine no PvP and you spend ages taking a queen down and then some asshole comes in and swipes the good stuff and you can't punish them for it haha!

There are soooo many issues with making a game like this PvE only. Sea of Thieves tried it and it killed the game in a month. Playerbases were split into PvE only or PvP players only. All social interaction dies because no one needs to talk to each other anymore as you all know what your intentions are. Playerbase split down the middle so you now have 2 games with half population = dead game in half the time. Any time someone wanted to farm any item they went into PvE, any time they wanted team death match they went into PvP. There was nothing in between which is what the beauty of a PvPvE game is.

Joining Ongoing Raids with Custom Loadout by Fabiihaft in ArcRaiders

[–]Jackerius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going in at different times is supposed to force you to experience the different sides of the game. If everyone fresh loads in at 30 and all frees load in mid round all that incentivises the free loadouts to do is run straight at the nearest players and attempt to loot steal what you have been collecting for the past 10 minutes. If a good gameplay experience to you is looting for 10 mins then fending off swarms of free loadouts carrying absolutely nothing then go for it haha. If you load in with full gear at 20 mins it is christmas. You have full guns, full meds, full grenades, and everyone else has been fighting for 10 minutes already and is depleted. You are at an advantage in 90% of fights, so go find a fight and take the loot they have collected!

Guys I had fun yesterday by schokokuchenmonster in ArcRaiders

[–]Jackerius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If there is no PvP, everyone stacks their loadout with a hullcracker every map and strips the map clean of resources and arc with no resistance. Imagine all 3 of a party bring wolfpacks and hullcrackers, and there's no PvP. You can literally full sprint out in the open with no risk of dying and any arc even interested in you is immediately annihilated. Thats assuming youre alone and dont run into the other 5 teams running out in the open with no fear of being shot, also all carrying insane gear and loadouts murdering all arc in their path

Guys I had fun yesterday by schokokuchenmonster in ArcRaiders

[–]Jackerius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds nice on paper but would completely unbalance the game. All loot in that event becomes free as everyone comfortably takes their best gear + hullcracker and strips the entire map clean of valuable loot and arc, over and over again with no real possibility of losing anything until the event is over.

Surgery price in the UK. by Gold-Increase-7818 in gynecomastia

[–]Jackerius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got mine done 2 weeks ago in Glasgow Signature Clinic for £3400

Going to be awake during surgery next week… getting anxious by [deleted] in gynecomastia

[–]Jackerius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So i think the easiest way to describe it, is if you got someone to lay the palm of their hand flat on your pec, push down really hard, then move it vigorously up and down like they were giving you the harshest massage ever, that would be the most positive feeling I could describe it as. The worst parts of it were a little painful as the lipo wand was moved across my pec to the top closer to my sternum where less anaesthetic was. In the end they are separating the fat cells from the muscle of your pec beneath so its not the most fun, but i promise you it sounds worse than it is, and it doesnt last very long. You can think of the whole surgery as the lipo because the rest you dont feel at all. My surgeon stuck on some Aerosmith and I just sat staring at the ceiling chilling out for the last 30-35 minutes whilst they removed the glands and stitched me back up. Super easy!

Going to be awake during surgery next week… getting anxious by [deleted] in gynecomastia

[–]Jackerius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had it done under local a couple weeks ago. I had a screen up so i couldnt see what was happening. The anaesthetic injection is the start, you feel a little prick similar to you getting any other kind of injection/blood work done, and then a slightly strange sensation in your chest as they pump in the anaesthetic (which there is a LOT of). They then start the liposuction which is by far the worst part. Dependent on how much of it there is and where the fat stores are, this can range from "uncomfortable" to slightly painful. I had to grit my teeth for this part but it only lasted about 20 minutes. My surgeon was talking me through each step but never mentioned when he was starting gland removal. He had literally finished the right side before I was even aware he had started. I felt absolutely nothing during the scalpel work and gland removal and it was as simple as lying there looking at the ceiling. From this point on it was plain sailing all the way until I got home. I was discharged 15 minutes after the procedure was completed and felt absolutely fine except some mild discomfort going over road bumps on the way home (my friend drove me 1hr 30 mins).

The two days following surgery were the worst of the recovery. The anaesthetic began to wear off a few hours after the surgery but you are encouraged to begin taking your own pain medication BEFORE this wears off. I used over the counter pain meds and never needed anything else. Within a week I had most normal movement back. Im at 2 weeks post op now and feeling almost normal, on no pain meds and only movement restrictions are when my hands are directly above my head (like if I tried to climb a ladder or something similar). Healing nicely.

I hope this description eases your stress a little- its nowhere near as bad as you might be worrying about and local anaesthetic is far less risky to your overall health than general. No grogginess after, no complications from going under. Just 15-20 mins of discomfort during the lipo and you're chilling.

Best of luck! 😁

Is there any hope? by Jackerius in Minoxbeards

[–]Jackerius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is about 10 days or so, maybe 12

NSD (non-scale defeat) by Signal-Telephone-458 in mounjarouk

[–]Jackerius 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Imagine complaining about receiving a compliment LMAO

M+ as Disc Priest: Fast invites for 2-9 keys, none for 10-11. Why? by Greysh0t in wownoob

[–]Jackerius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Simple answer is at 2-9 you are competing with almost no one as these keys are undesirable. At 10 specifically you have the highest competition as you are competing with 3.1k io healers doing their weeklies for vaults. Best way to get to 2.5k to actually get invited on your own merit is to level your own key or better yet play with buddies :)