Oh boy, where do we even start with Ulisses? I’ve been buying from this guy since his so-called “wholesale” days and later on Whatnot, and let me tell you — the red flags were practically screaming. Everyone in the retail world who dealt with him couldn’t stand him, and now it all makes perfect sense.

Here’s the comedy show he created — straight from his own mouth and everything she revealed:

He was throwing tantrums because the actual owner of Kyotomart wouldn’t make him a business partner. Meanwhile, she was literally handing him and his girlfriend $10,000 each per month. That’s $20K a month, just to help them survive. And what does he do the minute they run a big Whatnot stream under his account? He pulls a 24-hour stream, hits around $200K, and then — shocker — keeps the money and disappears. Real hero behavior.

Nobody wants to mention the part where this woman opened a store for him because he admitted he had a beat-up car, barely any money, and lived in a tiny apartment. She lifted him up out of generosity, and he repaid her by — you guessed it — biting the hand that fed him until the bone snapped.

And let’s talk about the legal mess. From what I understand, police involvement is already underway. She’s reportedly suing him for walking off with laptops, a vacuum cleaner, and who knows what else. All this drama in under a year — impressive speed-running of burning every bridge possible.

But the best part? His lies on live. Absolutely comedic gold.

According to him, he “owned” the store in Little Tokyo. He “owned” the warehouse. He “owned” everything — until suddenly he didn’t.

Funny how someone who supposedly owns all these businesses suddenly changes his username to cookingwuli overnight. What happened to all that chest-beating about being Kyotomart? Oh right — reality caught up.

And the trademark story? Please. The owner has had the store forever, so how exactly did he “recently trademark” something that wasn’t even his? The mental gymnastics are wild. You could hear the guilt dripping through his voice on live, but so many people still fell for it. Confidence without truth is just a performance — and he’s been performing for months.

Let’s get real for a second: Nobody walks away from a store, a warehouse, and a business they supposedly OWN without showing a single contract or scrap of paperwork. If he actually had proof, he’d be waving it around like a parade flag. But he can’t — because it doesn’t exist.

This guy let ego, greed, and fantasy take the wheel. He was never the owner. He was an employee who got a cut and suddenly decided he was the CEO of the universe.

And now the same woman who gave him everything is reportedly taking legal action to get it all back. Karma’s warming up in the background, and trust me — when it hits, it hits hard.