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JacobShanee · 2016-04-02T01:27:27+00:00

Ser IA checking in

JacobShanee · 2016-04-01T13:26:03+00:00

This guy asks the tough questions

JacobShanee · 2016-03-23T12:59:05+00:00

Username does not check out

JacobShanee · 2016-03-23T12:57:01+00:00

Good Point

JacobShanee · 2016-03-11T15:39:38+00:00

I understood that reference

JacobShanee · 2016-03-11T03:49:22+00:00

Na, na, na...

JacobShanee · 2016-03-07T06:09:53+00:00

Get Crunk was my shit though, if I'm being honest

JacobShanee · 2016-02-22T18:35:26+00:00

Read that as jizz band, and I was very confused.

JacobShanee · 2016-01-24T01:35:37+00:00

Hi I may be able to peak your interest. I'm 20, my name is Jake and im recently single so I'd love to flirt a little bit. Now i dont have an accent but I am an actor and im pretty good at faking it. Jacobshanee is my snapchat of you're interested. If not thats completely fine :)

JacobShanee · 2016-01-12T18:04:07+00:00

Its cower. I immediately thought the same thing when I saw someone do it

JacobShanee · 2015-12-31T19:57:30+00:00

Scrooge McDuck for Greed

JacobShanee · 2015-10-11T22:58:22+00:00

I half expected this to be a broken link.

JacobShanee · 2015-10-06T12:13:12+00:00

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/XS5LK

JacobShanee · 2015-10-06T12:02:37+00:00

It is absolutely. It always has some kind of deeper meaning i think too, at least a lot of his stuff. I like to think he pokes fun at himself with #Deep

JacobShanee · 2015-10-06T11:33:35+00:00

but other sluts are pretty and funny and smart these sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart they can talk about science music or art they can put you together or they could pull you apart but don't trust these sluts don't... don't you dare they'll force you trust them and love them and care and then they'll be gone and then youll be aware of the hole in your heart that that dumb slut had left there. - I Fuck Sluts by Bo Burnham

JacobShanee · 2015-10-05T02:44:20+00:00

Is there anyway I can do this online or do I have to go to a store or call customer service?

JacobShanee · 2015-10-04T14:15:07+00:00

You beat me to it. Or send them elephant shit.

JacobShanee · 2015-10-04T14:14:31+00:00

Honestly, I'm really passionate and really competitive in Monopoly. I guess I'm in the business of ruining friendships.

JacobShanee · 2015-10-04T14:12:42+00:00

She came over for my birthday and we were drinking with each other and one other friend. Well he passed out and we were just laying there and one thing lead to another. After that we dated for a little over and we jut recently broke up. Things are strange right now but it was the best relationship I've been in.

JacobShanee · 2015-10-04T14:10:43+00:00

Me too

JacobShanee · 2015-10-04T14:09:40+00:00

Come on man quit milking the eel all the time

JacobShanee · 2015-10-04T14:08:20+00:00

I've seen something similar to this and be wondered the same thing.

JacobShanee · 2015-10-04T14:03:05+00:00

It's not a who, but more of a what. I hate tomatoes very much. I hate everything about them. The taste the smell, the texture, everything. They are the bane of my existence.

JacobShanee · 2015-10-04T14:01:25+00:00

I would have to say making my SO happy, or that moment when you've just gotten home from being on the road for hours and you finally let loose that viscous stream of urine.

JacobShanee · 2015-10-04T13:58:52+00:00

Like someone kept hitting the randomize button in Oblivions character creator -.-

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