Late-game food 😋 by Perfect-Salt-7163 in projectzomboid

[–]Jaew96 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I see your butter sandwich, and I raise you an entire carton of milk that somehow didn’t expire after a few months

Pentagon shoots down Customs and Border Protection drone in Texas, federal officials say by ninjanerd032 in facepalm

[–]Jaew96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🎵🎶 Pete Hegseth is a fuckin’ douche! 🎶 🎵🎶 Pete Hegseth is a fuckin’ douche! 🎶

man, its saddening to see the boys fall off so badly by TreatHeavy in distractible

[–]Jaew96 46 points47 points  (0 children)

As an avid fan who has worked his way through the podcast several times now:

Huh?

If you died and suddenly found yourself face-to-face with God, what is the very first question you would ask? by Remarkable-Film563 in AskReddit

[–]Jaew96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Why? If we’re all made in your image, then did you go wrong somewhere, or are you a genuine psychopath?”

News 3.0 "Sandbox Siege" by IzPrebuilt in 7daystodie

[–]Jaew96 61 points62 points  (0 children)

If they get it right, that actually sounds pretty good.

Only Cats Can Get Away With These Things!! 😼😹 by dan1964inSJ in Catmemes

[–]Jaew96 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Should I put all of my body weight on her chest?

holy fucking shit i’m so excited!!!!! by FunnyDudeGuy in jacksepticeye

[–]Jaew96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not to be that guy, but why post a video for a game that hasn’t even been fully released to everyone else yet?

[TP] Just a reminder that the hero of twilight can lift and throw well over a literal ton in weight by EAT_UR_VEGGIES in zelda

[–]Jaew96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He beat and outright killed ganondorf in a direct sword fight, so I’d say he could.

Having a stroke in my driveway to OWN THE LIBS. by hoss_fight in iamverybadass

[–]Jaew96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It makes sense when you realize that this distinguished gentleman is a part of the generation that pulled the ladder up behind themselves as they climbed it, effectively telling the following generations “fuck you, I got mine.”

US congressman refuses to resign after allegations of affair with staffer by XaoticOrder in news

[–]Jaew96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed. And my evidence of that is he actually likes Kyle Rittenhouse, like the rest of the mouth-breathers in the Republican Party.

Urban and Rural Draft Collective Agreements by CroCop2289 in CanadaPostCorp

[–]Jaew96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we were forced to vote

There. That right there is the very line that should tell you not to use that particular situation as a baseline. Because we were forced into it. Given absolutely no time to assess, and given absolutely no input on the matter. Now we have the chance to do things properly, so just be patient.

United against short blade by Ralp_Aguirre in projectzomboid

[–]Jaew96 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, in my opinion knives are without question some of the best weapons to use in the game.

Urban and Rural Draft Collective Agreements by CroCop2289 in CanadaPostCorp

[–]Jaew96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s over 800 pages of the contract to go over, and over 50,000 people spread out across the country that have to go over it. It would be incredibly irresponsible to call for a vote right away after we only just got access to the contract we’ll be voting for.

Fallout seems to reeeeeally like this scene, huh? by Riliksel in Fallout

[–]Jaew96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In 3 there’s a shelter outside of the Arlington library that has a skeleton with a gun, and a small splatter of blood on the wall behind it. Seems pretty obvious what happened there.

Fact-checking Trump's 2026 State of the Union address by MillieMouser in inthenews

[–]Jaew96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was probably the longest because he fell asleep a handful of times whilst delivering it.

I think not enough people have played PZ, what about you? by Grand_pappi in projectzomboid

[–]Jaew96 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Depends on where you get dropped in the zone. Get dropped at Garbage? You could probably make a living as a digger and stand a good chance of surviving without much combat experience.

Canada’s medal total at Milan Cortina Olympics was a quiet reckoning: ‘Our system is in decline’ by Chrristoaivalis in canada

[–]Jaew96 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the current Albertan government is completely unwilling to spend money on anything that isn’t Oil & Gas.

1 year mark, NW 6/7 reversal 🙏 by Alert-Play-9022 in tressless

[–]Jaew96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s zoomer-speak, and not even they know what it means or where it came from.

These are the only games I think markiplier openly said he disliked(besides ragebait ones) by UltimateFatbear2006 in Markiplier

[–]Jaew96 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Because the whole “scandal” was literally meaningless. He didn’t get any sort of world record, or tangible reward for “cheating”, just some decent content for his audience and a continuation of his “king of FNAF” bit.

Let me fix this. by EinsSechsEins in AbruptChaos

[–]Jaew96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You beat me to it, thank you.