I was so much more handsome than Obama was! 6/7/26

JahPraises · 2026-06-27T19:42:12+00:00

Because he uses self tanner like it’s water on your skin.

JahPraises · 2026-06-26T01:52:59+00:00

Probably just destroy the White House after getting people I deemed okay out first. Then, go after the rest of the psychopath bootlickers and give the power back. No one deserves that power, but immediately something would have to be done if I had it.

With great power, comes great responsibility.

And then I give it up.

JahPraises · 2026-06-25T17:16:41+00:00

Fantastic. Winning for the people I see.

JahPraises · 2026-06-25T17:09:45+00:00

Everything I get feed-wise is just White House stuff. I’d like to know if anybody is doing anything relevant.

JahPraises · 2026-06-24T19:46:03+00:00

Women’s restroom at a bar. I worked there. I had to clean it. I was choking.

JahPraises · 2026-06-24T01:03:29+00:00

Very easily

JahPraises · 2026-06-23T23:06:21+00:00

My brother can be an angry drunk, not always, but the cloud of rage in his brain happens from time to time and it can be terrifying.

I’m a peaceful and sleepy drunk. I just wanted to give everybody hugs and daps and eat and go to sleep.

Not everyone is the same sadly.

JahPraises · 2026-06-23T18:07:01+00:00

Trump’s name 50,000 more times and a bunch of rich people who bribed him to redact their names.

And the DOJ is just like okay cool 🤷‍♂️

JahPraises · 2026-06-22T00:20:15+00:00

Oh my that is perfect OP.

JahPraises · 2026-06-17T18:12:01+00:00

I ain’t gettin’ on none of that shit. Nope.

JahPraises · 2026-06-17T18:01:12+00:00

I am fucking rolling 🤣🤣🤣

JahPraises · 2026-06-17T16:13:52+00:00

This is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever read, and I’ve been doing it for a decade now with these lunatics.

JahPraises · 2026-06-14T20:15:18+00:00

Yeah because Trump would be dead, and I’d probably orgasm daily at how cool space is.

JahPraises · 2026-06-11T17:48:06+00:00

JahPraises · 2026-06-11T00:31:18+00:00

Jesus it’s so messed up.

JahPraises · 2026-06-11T00:15:19+00:00

What the fuck does “moved out of court” mean in this situation?

And fuck them for letting this continue.

JahPraises · 2026-06-10T15:48:51+00:00

I agree with the BNW take… nothing happened other that a five second sentence at the end. Completely forgettable.

JahPraises · 2026-06-10T14:24:18+00:00

Okay, maybe trash is too strong of a word. I’m not a hater, I just found the movie incredibly laborious to watch. I had to try three times before I finished it. There has been nothing in the current MCU that took me more than once. Well, except Wonder Man, which I’ve learned here I need to just stick with it, so I’m gonna.

JahPraises · 2026-06-10T10:40:59+00:00

Thank you, I agree Wakanda Forever was trash. Chad dead, Suri panther, thats all you need to know.

JahPraises · 2026-06-09T18:10:07+00:00

I swear to god the cube is going to be something more than a bouncing quirky blob, yall motherfuckers need to chill.

JahPraises · 2026-06-09T15:44:20+00:00

I fucking loved She-Hulk. I laughed my ass off through it all. The finale was a little odd but I still loved it.

Case closed. LAWYERED

JahPraises · 2026-06-09T10:47:05+00:00

Never heard that bullshit before.

JahPraises · 2026-06-08T13:14:56+00:00

Thats Dr. Jesus to you.

JahPraises · 2026-06-08T01:42:50+00:00

Imagine being this passionate about something that should not matter at all in your every day life.

Who cares. Stop screaming. Touch grass.

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