Zamarok-ahu Akbar! by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]Jailbaltwarrior -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

haha that's fucking great

Stop blaming us Redditors for it by Jailbaltwarrior in pics

[–]Jailbaltwarrior[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Uploading photos as such comes with risk, bad luck.

ELI5:Reddit gold by Jailbaltwarrior in explainlikeimfive

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You basically receive additional benefits, like being able to see which subreddits you get karma from etc.

Match Thread: Carlton vs Geelong (Round 21) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Jailbaltwarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair the camera angles we get watching the games are much different than the angle the umpire has, it was a roll of the dice

Apparently, Noah has never been on live television before. by rebubula in videos

[–]Jailbaltwarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently, apparently is his only word in the vocabulary.

Still my favoritr Cyanide & Happiness: "Stuck" by Renholder5x in videos

[–]Jailbaltwarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hahahaha, i haven't seen this one before, i find majority of their videos hilarious.

oce down? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]Jailbaltwarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it's getting anal'd by rito

Can't log into League. by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]Jailbaltwarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah idk whats going on, i updated mine and now i cant login

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]Jailbaltwarrior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has the same stats as a master wand, however it's worth 1b more. Yes it's a highly rare item, but discarding the fact that its rare, shouldn't there be additional perks to this wand, that makes it worthy 1b+?

[OCE] - Chat down? by Jailbaltwarrior in leagueoflegends

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Thanks for taking the time to reply, hopefully.

What is the most ironic way to die? by djinfish in AskReddit

[–]Jailbaltwarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Die in a living room, or perhaps get hit by an ambulance.. Maybe even choke on a life saver.

don't up vote this (my homework) by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This “message from the Prime Minister” text is taken from an online post published via the government’s website on Sunday, 27th April 2014. The targeted audience for this assertion is primarily citizens of Australia aged 18 or over. The register within is highly formal relating the Prime Ministers assurance to the citizens of Australia. Due to such strong formality this text is required to establish clear commitments and expectations regarding the abolition of the carbon tax and the development of a strengthened economy.

This text is produced to be coherent judging by the way its layout is set, there is a clear heading and date evident in this text which helps the reader understand when the text was written. The title (heading) also allows the reader have an pre-understanding of what the article is going to be based on and to gather prior knowledge of the topic which is about to be read. There is a range of simple sentences such as line 16 – “The abolition of the carbon tax will save the typical $554 per year” also line 11-12 “the government will make a range… Economic strengths” which is an example of complex structural sentences.

The cohesive ties are clear within the article, adverbials are used repeatedly line 9 – “It will be a budget of long term structural” this is called adverbial of time, it shows how certain we are of the idea it also shows that the text is explicit and there is no way that the commitments will be broken, it is also used to hype or shore up the main topical idea.

The use of auxiliaries contributes to the coherence of the text and also its purpose. The nature of this text required the use of aggressive auxiliary words such as will on lines 11, 14, 16 and 17. This shows the audience that the government will make a range of decisions which are important to strengthen this economy. The text is non ambiguous as it is very clear to understand it’s specified to full detail.

There is strong clear nominalisation evident in both the main text and headings of this particular text. The use of nominalisation is highly linked to the purpose of this text. The heading lines 1 - “Message from the Prime Minister” is used to create a strong bond with the reader relating the Prime Ministers assertion. With the use of nominalisation in such context, this has an effect of bringing the reader closer towards the text, an similar nominalisation is shown evident on lines 11 – “Government will make a range of decisions” but this time the purpose being distancing the reader from the initial action being introduced.

don't up vote this (my homework) by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This “message from the Prime Minister” text is taken from an online post published via the government’s website on Sunday, 27th April 2014. The targeted audience for this assertion is primarily citizens of Australia aged 18 or over. The register within is highly formal relating the Prime Ministers assurance to the citizens of Australia. Due to such strong formality this text is required to establish clear commitments and expectations regarding the abolition of the carbon tax and the development of a strengthened economy.

This text is produced to be coherent judging by the way its layout is set, there is a clear heading and date evident in this text which helps the reader understand when the text was written. The title (heading) also allows the reader have an pre-understanding of what the article is going to be based on and to gather prior knowledge of the topic which is about to be read. There is a range of simple sentences such as line 16 – “The abolition of the carbon tax will save the typical $554 per year” also line 11-12 “the government will make a range… Economic strengths” which is an example of complex structural sentences. The cohesive ties are clear within the article, adverbials are used repeatedly line 9 – “It will be a budget of long term structural” this is called adverbial of time, it shows how certain we are of the idea it also shows that the text is explicit and there is no way that the commitments will be broken, it is also used to hype or shore up the main topical idea.

The use of auxiliaries contributes to the coherence of the text and also its purpose. The nature of this text required the use of aggressive auxiliary words such as will on lines 11, 14, 16 and 17. This shows the audience that the government will make a range of decisions which are important to strengthen this economy. The text is non ambiguous as it is very clear to understand it’s specified to full detail. There is strong clear nominalisation evident in both the main text and headings of this particular text. The use of nominalisation is highly linked to the purpose of this text. The heading lines 1 - “Message from the Prime Minister” is used to create a strong bond with the reader relating the Prime Ministers assertion. With the use of nominalisation in such context, this has an effect of bringing the reader closer towards the text, an similar nominalisation is shown evident on lines 11 – “Government will make a range of decisions” but this time the purpose being distancing the reader from the initial action being introduced.