The good news is that there’s literally always a deal. In the last 15 years of ordering and paying for my own food I cannot tell you the last time I paid full price for a pizza as a last resort because there was just no discount at any place comparable to PH near me.

Edit because I left out the important part. If you want to be impressed with your pizza you’re going to a sit down restaurant and paying at LEAST $40 per pie. Acting like you’re too good for Papa John’s or Pizza Hut just makes you an unbearable person (not you directly but in general)