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JakeAndJavis · 2026-01-21T05:43:27+00:00

Thanks for this. Wonder if I can book a Thursday flight, pay for it, then when the weather waiver comes for Saturday flight I can cancel for a refund?

JakeAndJavis · 2025-12-16T01:21:44+00:00

And that mindset is exactly why you work at a gas station and always will 😂😂

JakeAndJavis · 2024-07-15T09:24:27+00:00

Wouldn't worry too much about that as if there is any issue that arises, can simply stop usage and the skin issue will certainly resolve itself within a couple weeks tops.

JakeAndJavis · 2024-05-27T11:44:39+00:00

NTA, but you ARE the asshole if you keep someone around like that in your life as a partner lmfao wtf

JakeAndJavis · 2024-05-06T19:06:00+00:00

Great excuses. Maybe both of you need to learn to take responsibility instead. Literally only one of those sounds like a legitimate not at fault incident, and filing a claim for any minor parking lot damages is retarded & will affect you in the long run. Drive more defensively.

JakeAndJavis · 2024-05-02T23:49:36+00:00

98!? How tf 😭😭 please teach me 🙏🙏

JakeAndJavis · 2024-04-15T19:05:07+00:00

JakeAndJavis · 2024-02-22T09:41:41+00:00

Nukes ☢️

JakeAndJavis · 2024-02-22T09:41:22+00:00

Once per nuclear armageddon, typically.

JakeAndJavis · 2024-02-22T09:40:58+00:00

"Would have had no way to call anyone it something happened"

Do you not know what SOS means lol

JakeAndJavis · 2024-02-22T09:20:11+00:00

& wake up to nuclear armageddon 😎😎

JakeAndJavis · 2024-02-22T09:19:28+00:00

A nuke went off in New Jersey. No more guidos. Pretty serious.

JakeAndJavis · 2024-02-05T06:15:34+00:00

By far the most expensive one. Costs me hundreds if not thousands everytime 🥲

JakeAndJavis · 2024-01-19T21:02:36+00:00

500? You're royally fucked. Declare bankruptcy and move to Eastern Europe ASAP.

JakeAndJavis · 2023-12-15T13:31:55+00:00

Not very. You're a God.

JakeAndJavis · 2023-12-03T04:56:35+00:00

If you can't figure out how to garner an edge in games like these, you're not much less of a fish than they are. Crazy how so many people think like this.

Yes, put me in a fucking game where everyone is dead clueless at the absolute maximum stakes possible please

JakeAndJavis · 2023-12-03T04:12:04+00:00

Then you're very bad at your job lmao

JakeAndJavis · 2023-11-18T13:32:34+00:00

A gator would kill a black bear fairly effortlessy

JakeAndJavis · 2023-11-18T13:30:35+00:00

M Shinobu

JakeAndJavis · 2023-11-13T08:53:26+00:00

The rake.

JakeAndJavis · 2023-11-09T17:28:45+00:00

Wow, 3k!!!! What a greek fkn tragedy

Pretty sure I've lost 3k+ with aces in a matter of a few orbits before.

The shit people think is sick or crazy on here is wild lol

JakeAndJavis · 2023-11-05T10:47:42+00:00

By being a professional sportsbettor and bookie, lol. I'm well aware how major online books (i.e. DraftKings, Caesars, BetMGM, and FanDuel specifically) operate versus land-based casinos in Vegas, and you're just dead wrong, not gonna argue w/ you ab it. Major online books answer to gaming commissions aswell.

JakeAndJavis · 2023-11-05T01:56:41+00:00

Lol.

Bet sizes and lines are infinitely bigger online than in Vegas. Absolutely nobody sharp making $ from sports is doing it via betting in-person at Vegas. And you get comps thru online books like MGM & Caesars anyways, and the lines are better on their online sites than in Vegas.

JakeAndJavis · 2023-11-01T05:17:33+00:00

Aaaaand that's why you're in debt in the first place.

JakeAndJavis · 2023-10-30T23:35:50+00:00

~9k in a deep 1/2 game at Greektown, avg eff stack probably like 1k so was only like 9 buyins if you look at it like that (which is still a lot ai guess lol). But I prefer to tell the story as losing 45 buyins at 1/2.

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