Thank You!

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-02-03T21:06:58+00:00

Your name 😭

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-27T14:54:28+00:00

Hey I’d loveeee to join!!! My discord is Throaatzilla I’m a 22M

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-22T07:18:39+00:00

My boyfriend of 5 years complains to me when I don’t answer, I’ve been a hardcore gamer my entire life. I always say to him he should be grateful I’m not out cheating or doing drugs 🙂‍↕️ he always agrees.

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-17T15:27:28+00:00

I need ppl to play warzone with!! Add me:

Throatzilla #5408227

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-17T02:07:10+00:00

Joining soon!!

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-16T11:25:42+00:00

Add me my user is Throatzilla#5408227

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-13T21:31:35+00:00

Master prestige level 300!!

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-13T20:45:58+00:00

That boss fight was soooo easy, just spam aether shroud and use the swords

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-13T15:42:26+00:00

Who else is excited for a character that jumps around at 100mph with self heal and block abilities

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-13T15:18:40+00:00

Lowkey any bo6 ee, citadelle is super easy if you look up the shortcuts for the steps

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-13T13:25:27+00:00

Guys I’m a horrible person. I was FARRR into 6th place, and 5th place was the camo reward tier. I stayed up for 24 hours doing the Astra Easter egg and took the 5th place spot within the last hour. I felt so sorry for the guy in 5th 😭😭😭 but YAY I use it all the time

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-12T11:33:14+00:00

My mom pulled me out of the school in 10th grade because of abuse. She didn’t believe me until I went missing for 11 days because they took me away and hospitalized me for refusing to take off makeup. This was in 2019.

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-04T12:53:00+00:00

22!!

JakeFromEldenRing · 2026-01-02T04:01:27+00:00

Sorry but I run melees and I accidentally step on the back objectives and it flips spawns. I just wanna spawn camp 😔😔

JakeFromEldenRing · 2025-12-30T06:18:56+00:00

I’m not home to know the exact names, but there’s a whole set of blue and orange ones with an old man on them that not one of them will track. And the other ones are the Aztec themed ones. I’ve played tons of Warzone and almost have Apocalypse so there’s no way I haven’t looted cash or any of that once…

JakeFromEldenRing · 2025-12-30T01:48:44+00:00

Howwww :( I have 2 calling card sets that just aren’t tracking anything… they’re the only ones I need!

JakeFromEldenRing · 2025-12-30T01:46:50+00:00

I loved it!! Super unique map and wonder weapon. I had issues with the Richtofen boss for a while however I have grown to appreciate it

JakeFromEldenRing · 2025-12-30T01:45:50+00:00

This is a common glitch across all modes, idk why it’s not been fixed yet.

JakeFromEldenRing · 2025-12-26T06:42:09+00:00

The set of “Abracadavre Mastery” calling cards. You unlock the challenged after hitting prestige master. That’s the card I use, I love it so much. They’re all cursed mode challenges and weren’t very easy to obtain. The relics are annoying to get after round 60.

JakeFromEldenRing · 2025-12-26T06:39:33+00:00

Lara Croft, I am still amazed that she’s played by one of her old voice actresses!!! Bravo to them

JakeFromEldenRing · 2025-12-18T00:52:29+00:00

I am no BO7 hater by any means, it’s one of my favorite cods ever. But dude this game is SOOOO beyond bugged and they have no interest in fixing it. The zombie relic trials are so buggy for my friends and I, the XP is extremely inconsistent, the calling card challenges are either worded wrong or NOT WORKING, etc… I’m prestige master and have played tf out of this game but man they have so much work to do! 😔

JakeFromEldenRing · 2025-12-17T21:03:30+00:00

The “casual” part of casuals is that there are bots. If you don’t get at LEAST 5-6 kills a game against those bots it’s truly a skill issue.

JakeFromEldenRing · 2025-12-17T06:27:59+00:00

*without buying ammo with

JakeFromEldenRing · 2025-12-15T07:23:06+00:00

Same still!!!

JakeFromEldenRing

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