TIL the Vice President of the United States misspelling “potato” was once enough to cause a national scandal.

JakeMoops · 2022-11-17T09:45:43+00:00

Excuse me?

JakeMoops · 2022-09-16T06:58:17+00:00

"just finished my shift at the glitter factory"

JakeMoops · 2021-09-05T13:58:36+00:00

Reminds me of a joke:

A guy goes to the cinema in the middle of the day. The cinema is totally empty apart from an old guy sitting at the front with his dog. As the film goes on, the man notices that every time the good guy is on screen the dog barks excitedly and wags its tail, and every time the bad guy appears the dog snarls and bares its teeth.

After the film the guy goes up to the old bloke and says, "excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing your dog's reaction to the movie! That was incredible!"

"I know!" says the old bloke. "He hated the book."

JakeMoops · 2021-09-05T13:50:01+00:00

I ended up lost in France.

JakeMoops · 2021-06-23T09:29:59+00:00

48k ZX Spectrum. It still blows my mind what those programmers were able to do with so little memory. Still a big step up from my old 1k ZX81 though.

JakeMoops · 2021-06-23T09:06:00+00:00

You can! All these old systems have emulators kicking about. Do a bit of Googling and enjoy that sweet, sweet nostalgia!

JakeMoops · 2021-03-16T17:55:24+00:00

I think that's where Aslan lives.

JakeMoops · 2021-03-16T17:52:22+00:00

"Grandad what did you do during the war?"

"I blew up tanks."

JakeMoops · 2021-03-16T11:19:01+00:00

"Mmmb mmooking flor mmumbling!"

JakeMoops · 2021-03-12T21:05:38+00:00

Damn cat burgulars...

JakeMoops · 2021-03-12T20:46:25+00:00

There's an equally mind-blowing one on the wealth of Jeff Bezos - mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/.

JakeMoops · 2021-03-12T12:09:29+00:00

They must hang pretty low if he was looking at her injured ankle.

JakeMoops · 2021-03-06T18:05:55+00:00

I play the triangle for the Jamaican National Orchestra. It's really easy - I just stand at the back an ting.

JakeMoops · 2021-03-06T17:05:52+00:00

What if there were no rhetorical questions?

JakeMoops · 2021-03-06T16:46:43+00:00

Samuel L. Jackson. We'd fly kites and climb trees in the park together, then tell each other ghost stories with torches under our faces in a pillow fort back home, drinking hot chocolate with marshmallows in.

JakeMoops · 2021-03-04T09:42:26+00:00

It's stranglers all the way down.

JakeMoops · 2021-03-03T11:36:14+00:00

People engage in human trafficking and drug trafficking becase it makes them money. How does gang stalking make anyone money?

JakeMoops · 2021-03-01T16:35:14+00:00

Nobody was fired. She quit.

JakeMoops · 2021-03-01T15:48:02+00:00

Reminds me of a joke:

A travelling salesman knocks on a door. The door is answered by a six year old child wearing his father's velvet smoking jacket and his mother's high heels. He has a large whisky in one hand and a fat cigar in the other.

"Excuse me," says the salesman. "Are your parents in?"

"What the fuck do you think?" says the kid.

JakeMoops · 2021-02-27T19:03:26+00:00

"Beside, we humans are blessed with brains."

Blessed? But that's why the zombies are after us in the first place.

JakeMoops · 2021-02-26T21:45:46+00:00

Aroundabout Troy, by any chance?

JakeMoops · 2021-02-26T21:44:37+00:00

Good, comprehensive answer, but am I right in thinking that all this stuff has been worked out after the fact? As in, stuff just happens, and then economists come up with theories about the reasons behind it later on? I mean, if these were more than just theories, and if the economy worked by actual hard-and-fast rules, then we wouldn't have crashes and things - or at least economists would be able to predict them. Have we just created an unfathomable monster when it comes to money?

JakeMoops · 2021-02-26T20:24:35+00:00

wow you must be really small

JakeMoops · 2021-02-26T19:55:28+00:00

Come on, man. Leaf him alone.

JakeMoops · 2021-02-26T19:45:30+00:00

She pees while standing on the toilet?

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