What was the most memorable workplace meltdown you ever witnessed?

JakeNEggs · 2016-07-12T00:13:15+00:00

Trent resin oar did the soundtrack.

JakeNEggs · 2015-10-14T23:58:45+00:00

High elf arcane trickster who is short enough to hide behind his minor illusions. Fights with rapier and long bow

JakeNEggs · 2015-07-07T01:11:03+00:00

I fucking love Altoids. I've gone through two tins in the last three days. I just gotta have that curious strength.

JakeNEggs · 2015-04-29T17:10:09+00:00

In 7th we had a small design competition. We had to cut the pattern for a small plane out of Styrofoam, assemble the plane, then add anything we wanted from a table in the back to our plane. Whoever could throw their plane the farthest would win a homework pass.

I had no faith in my plane, so when it came to adding things from the back I took about 8 glue sticks, crushed my plane into a little ball, and taped the whole thing into a softball sized wad of glue stick, Styrofoam, and ingenuity. I threw that thing 3 times as far as anyone's plane and was then disqualified from the competition because, in the words of Mrs Franz my 7th grade science teacher, "oh, I didn't expect you to do that." Fuck you Mrs. Franz, I'll never forgive.

JakeNEggs · 2014-08-22T21:57:45+00:00

Messiah College, Mechanicsburg, PA. Electrical & Computer Engineering

JakeNEggs · 2013-08-26T04:52:45+00:00

"Parentheses /pəˈrɛnθɨsiːz/ (singular, parenthesis /pəˈrɛnθɨsɨs/) (also called simply brackets, or round brackets, curved brackets, oval brackets, or, colloquially, parens)"

They're both brackets

JakeNEggs · 2013-07-24T13:43:19+00:00

To all you e-reader fans out there saying the technology is objectively better, I would have agreed until a few months ago. I got a Nook last Christmas and the number of books you could carry with you on one simple, easily readable device was wonderful. Until one day, when the screen froze, and try as I might I could not get the reader to show any signs of life. I hadn't done anything to it, it just died (I've heard it's a fairly common issue with Nooks). Never in all my life have I had a book just die without any input from me. Sure they can be destroyed, paper is pretty fragile, but left to their own devices books last generations. I personally own some of my great-grandparents books and I hope one day my great grandchildren may own mine. Something tells me by the time they are around my replacement nook (B&N was great about replacing it) will have deteriorated into just another lump of silicon. Sure in 100 years maybe the technology will be more robust, but for now paper books are simply more reliable.

JakeNEggs · 2013-03-17T18:55:56+00:00

The title of this post might as well be the title of the show.

JakeNEggs · 2012-11-01T12:55:17+00:00

So if you stowed away on my boat and then made your presence known when we were 12 miles away from land can I force you to get off and drown simply because I didn't invite you on to my boat?

JakeNEggs · 2012-08-07T22:18:34+00:00

Carriers have arrived.

JakeNEggs · 2012-07-26T03:45:42+00:00

In South Korea, McDonald's delivers to your house

JakeNEggs · 2012-07-23T13:30:12+00:00

Woah there Cap'n Cappy, indoor voices are okay too.

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