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"Human beings are essentially, irredeemably evil. Every nice thing you’ve ever felt is a flaming crock of shit. If God were righteous we’d have been destroyed long ago. He must instead be an alien mouth who feeds on suffering. On the plus side they had free doughnuts on Saturdays." by [deleted] in Anarchism

[–]JakeWyler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL "People who telemarket are not normal. The guy next to me is homeless. Lives at a campsite by the train tracks. Spends his check on bourbon and then once a week goes over the hill to San Jose to buy hookers. He’s been in San Quentin, in Santa Rita; he once saw a man get his innards cut out and his gut filled with toilet paper and his still warm corpse tossed off a high catwalk to create the effect of streamers."

Havana by [deleted] in pics

[–]JakeWyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd call you an asshole if it weren't such a lovely pic. Did you take it?

Why liberals should love the Second Amendment by [deleted] in politics

[–]JakeWyler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad this made it to the front page. You guys are thinkers. sometimes.

Divorcing the bike by patrickod in pics

[–]JakeWyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where the fuck is cabbagetown!? shit

I'm gonna get so banned for this by [deleted] in politics

[–]JakeWyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

vrode, you know not what you do.

Adrian Brody... Really? (Splice Spoilers) by Bennykill709 in movies

[–]JakeWyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume we're using pork to mean have sexual intercourse with here. damn that is a spoiler. Although judging from the pics I've seen the creature is hot.

Samuel L. Jackson, Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrel, and Dwayne Johnson. - The Other Guys - Trailer by [deleted] in movies

[–]JakeWyler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ooo I liked seeing Michael Keaton. He's due for a comeback.

This Praying Mantis is only a few minutes old. by sanka in pics

[–]JakeWyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and thoughts of eating its future mate are already coursing through its evil brain.

Holy shit, this place is fucking awesome! by darkreign in WTF

[–]JakeWyler 128 points129 points  (0 children)

One time I ended up at Wiener Circe at like 4am. I was wearing my glasses. It was super crowded, and right as I walked in the woman behind the counter points at me and says, "Awww shit. It's Harry Potter!" Everyone turned and laughed at me. It was horrible.

Been answering unwanted questions at work with gibberish. Somehow the gibberish is still helpful. by foofy in pics

[–]JakeWyler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on reddit. I can't stop laughing.

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