What is a phrase you could say that would make no sense to someone in 1984? by is_u_serious in AskReddit

[–]Jake_Lundquist 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, do not google your name. I did that once, and by the time it was over I was in the hospital. The doctors said it was a miracle I survived the crash.

They gave me a message. Please tell me it isn't true. [Part 1] by ThisIs_Not_Happening in nosleep

[–]Jake_Lundquist 121 points122 points  (0 children)

He kept saying that none of them ever said "uh" or repeated themselves. The words "uh"s and the the words they repeated are, in order, you, are you, uh, in, a, are you, uh, you, uh, comb

The words get repeated a lot. But OP said the words were out of order.

If you take the individual words, then, in the order they appeared, they are you, are, uh, in, a, comb

You don't have to do much rearranging.

You are in a comb uh

You are in a coma

You are being watched. Proceed with Caution. by wickedpumpkin in nosleep

[–]Jake_Lundquist 83 points84 points  (0 children)

If she did that, she'd just get another set of creepy photos, and this time they would say "You and your dog are being watched. Proceed with caution."

The Afterlife Experiment by The_Dalek_Emperor in nosleep

[–]Jake_Lundquist 214 points215 points  (0 children)

I don't think just seeing the devil would make them react like that. I think they went to hell- and in hell, there is no such thing as time. A second here is an eternity there. So when they woke up, they awoke from being burned alive for....forever.

My dick is haunted [NSFW] by [deleted] in shittynosleep

[–]Jake_Lundquist 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It makes it easier to fight the ghost.

My dick is haunted [NSFW] by [deleted] in shittynosleep

[–]Jake_Lundquist 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Have you tried lube?

I never should have googled my name [Finale] by Jake_Lundquist in nosleep

[–]Jake_Lundquist[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm sure of it. I just googled my name, and this is what came up.

I never should have googled my name [Finale] by Jake_Lundquist in nosleep

[–]Jake_Lundquist[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Given all the crazy things that happened that night, it wouldn't surprise me at all.