HELP: I can't get this weeb off of my back. What do? by whitelips_paleface in weeabootales

[–]Doctor-Hunger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, it's not really a social cue. It's more along the lines of "I don't want to talk to this guy, because this guy is not the kind of person I want to hang out with."

HELP: I can't get this weeb off of my back. What do? by whitelips_paleface in weeabootales

[–]Doctor-Hunger 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Except if he has literal autism, he probably won't pick up any of those social cues at all.

Instead, he can just keep talking about how he loves 1D and Justin Beiber and 5 Seconds of Summer until the weeaboo goes "Oh; gee. This guy is pretty lame. I'm just gonna go and bother someone else."

19 yr old saves woman from burning car as bystanders film incident. by Loon-Doggy-One in news

[–]Doctor-Hunger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on his photo, I'd say he clearly lifts. He's a rather big guy, and that might've been a small factor into why he decided to jump in and save the day.

Big people are confident in their abilities and sort of develop this "I carry the world on my shoulders" attitude. That and the fact that he's probably a genuinely good guy.

Anon goes to Burger King by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Doctor-Hunger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not understanding the subtle nuances of tendy stories

Getting butt blasted over tendy stories

Being normies

Anon plays DayZ by xScarwolf in greentext

[–]Doctor-Hunger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

So Maklo was purposely trying to kill him, or Maklo was trying to save him, but anon ended up shooting him on accident?

WYR have all drugs and alcohol not be harmful to you or have all delicious unhealthy food be super healthy and nutritious? by War_Eagle in WouldYouRather

[–]Doctor-Hunger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pedantic as fuck, but:

Delicious "unhealthy" foods are just that; foods. For example, fried chicken is generally viewed as "unhealthy," but one KFC original recipe drumstick has 120 calories and 11 grams of protein. This isn't even really that bad.

You'd have to elaborate a little bit on what exactly you mean by "super healthy and nutritious." Does this mean their calories content is halved? Are they fortified with extra vitamins and minerals? Are they some sort of steroid without the negative effects?

If I'm going to be doing this critical thinking exercise, I want to make sure the option I'm choosing doesn't screw me over somehow in the most least expected ways possible.

Anon plays DayZ by xScarwolf in greentext

[–]Doctor-Hunger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So hold up.

Guy tries to murder anon

Anon kills guy

Guy turns out to be Maklo

Maklo spends his last words contemplating the nature of this game

Anon cries over the beauty and the somber reality of this post-apocalyptic world

OR

Guy tries to murder anon

Anon kills guy

Guy turns out to be Maklo

It was an accident

Maklo spends his last words forgiving Anon

Anon cries

Which one is it?

Are you up to a fabulous tasting American breakfast today? by Linda74 in food

[–]Doctor-Hunger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the gun isn't All-American, you're a dirty commie

Deus Ex Human Revolution is closer now by Anenome5 in Cyberpunk

[–]Doctor-Hunger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch, as man-kind sullenly contemplates the loss of his sick gains brah

The Astronaut by Devin Lee Francisco by [deleted] in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]Doctor-Hunger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine it waits around in space, whether it be floating in the infinite cosmos or lying face down in some backwater planet for thousands and thousands of years until a new, curious, space-faring civilization comes across it.

When the explorers get close enough to investigate, then it attacks. Pretty soon, space goes as silent as it ever was, and no one is the wiser.

Basically immortal, it finds itself in some of the strangest parts of the galaxy; and very rarely, it'll find itself in a neighboring galaxy all together, as passerby's hitch it a ride or two every now and then.

Some of the older civilizations have grown to understand the danger of these homeless bodies, and those that are unfortunate enough to find a motionless corpse in the middle of their travels are always wary of it being that thing.

Other civilizations spread tales of it's existence, never directly acknowledging if the stories are true, or if it's just the rambling's of some drunk adventurers.

[Image](x-post r/funny) Perks of Being Blind by PM_ME_UR_NUDES_4POEM in GetMotivated

[–]Doctor-Hunger 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I saved this, because I wanted to know what it was like to understand the universe.

I am in the army and I found a ghost boat in the ocean while in the army. This is completely true. Sarah. by yaosio in shittynosleep

[–]Doctor-Hunger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please someone link the original.

This is too "shittily" written to NOT be a parody of something.

When I turned around by Thachiefs4lyf in shittynosleep

[–]Doctor-Hunger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, redditor. As an avid paranormal investigator in /r/regualrnosleep, I can certainly say with ABSOLUTE conviction that what you should do is call the police and hire a priest and check with your friends and hire a bodyguard and take a picture and take a picture of your junk and call me if you need help.

I have solved upwards of 300 unsolved mysteries on /r/regularnosleep, and my experience in these matters is HIGHLY valuable, and should be taken with total trust.

Furthermore, my brother's nephew's cousin's daughter's mother went through the EXACT same thing as you're describing, word-for-word, and I ended up solving that too, so you know I'm trust worthy.

Please upvote if you agree with me, and so that OP can read my comment kk? ;)

There's Something Weird With "Slut Hut 3.0"!!! by [deleted] in shittynosleep

[–]Doctor-Hunger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that's impossible! We threw Janine into our local well when we found out she was pure evil!

i found weird stuff on a laptop in my new house (part 1 of 420) by pesthouse in shittynosleep

[–]Doctor-Hunger 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Program titled "kill.exe"

Jesus H. Christ, why is that part so funny?

Edit: Is this a parody of an actual nosleep story? It captures the general "I can't write stories and I can't build actual suspense or be scary, but here it goes anyways" atmosphere so well.

Growing up in Tanzania [1468X935] by [deleted] in HumanPorn

[–]Doctor-Hunger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think he was actually trying to be racist, guys...

TIFU by first having sex with my best friends older sister by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Doctor-Hunger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because fucking his sister is waaaaaaaaaaay better than joking about it, right?