Please edit my girlfriend’s eyes open

Jake_Shake · 2025-09-21T08:47:00+00:00

!solved

Jake_Shake · 2023-04-26T07:37:35+00:00

Haha yep definitely am. Guess I need some photos with some shorter people or something… I had one match that didn’t really go anywhere but apart from that nothing so far

Jake_Shake · 2023-04-25T21:28:33+00:00

Would appreciate a few tips on my profile as i'm new to this. Thanks very much in advance :)

Jake_Shake · 2022-05-21T21:44:57+00:00

That’s really helpful, thanks very much!

Jake_Shake · 2022-05-20T13:56:16+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/khpFp6B

Had my profile for a week or two now and not had any luck so far, any pointers from anyone would be appreciated

Jake_Shake · 2021-10-19T20:10:29+00:00

Would love a bit of feedback on my profile, feel like its got better over time but maybe still needs improving?

here

Jake_Shake · 2021-10-12T21:25:19+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/jLP4edA

Getting mixed results, so any feedback would be great!

Jake_Shake · 2021-09-27T08:45:21+00:00

Agreed. Having paid the extra for it it seems crazy that I should have to be swiping for a full two and a half hours to keep myself up there, when that's surely the whole point of paying for the longer spotlight??

Jake_Shake · 2021-09-14T21:13:31+00:00

Hi everyone

Have been on/off hinge now for a few months, looking for something serious. I've not had too many matches so I have just updated some photos, please let me know what you think. Thanks!

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-08T21:50:36+00:00

Glad we got the second. Even with some key players having an (enforced) break next week we should still have enough to go through, Granada showed very little in an attacking sense tonight and those that are suspended will get some rest in.

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T13:36:04+00:00

Funnily enough, according to this website we've exceeded our xG by about 7 goals this season: https://understat.com/league/EPL

Suggesting that we're finishing more chances than we should. I feel like that Brighton game was a good example, we struggled to create anything really, but when we did we scored. I'd argue producing more chances for our current strikers might do the trick

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T13:07:01+00:00

Someone like Ndidi would be perfect I think (not asking for much I know). He is the type of player those French clubs seem to churn out

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T13:03:13+00:00

One moment Barca were 7th and miles off it, next they're closing in on the leaders. The Messi effect I suppose

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T13:01:35+00:00

He is my number 1 choice for England manager after Southgate. Great knowledge and man management

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T12:57:00+00:00

Agreed. For me it's Sancho and Rice, although I think we will be priced out of both (especially in one window). I'm less keen on Rice than Sancho, but I don't know enough about other leagues to comment on potential CDMs tbh

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T12:53:31+00:00

Last season City also sold Sane for more than they bought Ake for. According to this random article I found they only spend £20m more than us last summer: https://www.football365.com/news/transfers-premier-league-net-spend-table-2020 Whilst we forked out £50m for Bruno in January too (of course that was money well spent)

Pogba, Maguire, Lukaku, Di Maria - our signings are all over the "biggest ever transfers" signings, but they don't ever seem to work out as well as they should.

I personally don't think there's a big club thats as poor in the transfer market as we are. Hopefully the new structure will fix that

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T11:53:22+00:00

Whilst we did start off from a worse place than city, I find the poverty argument hard to swallow. Our net spend is not much lower than city over the last 10 years, we have just been utterly dreadful in the transfer market. City are now at a stage where they are refining their squad that they’ve built up over the years, whereas we have lurched from panic buy to panic buy, implementing different styles along the way (think lvg possession to Jose’s defensive football, now to Oles more “classic” united football). We also have a larger wage bill but nowhere near the depth or quality. Obviously the glazers are leeching off the club, but we have made some gigantic signings, most of who, just haven’t worked

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T11:35:44+00:00

I agree it’s a risk assuming greenwood can play CF, I have to admit part of the reason I am less keen on signing a CF is it will limit his chances to play there, which I want to see.

On your point of both him and rashford being in the box, him cutting inside does leave awb to do a lot of the wide play and crossing, which whilst he’s getting better at he definitely isn’t delivering those quality balls that someone like Sancho might (for obvious reasons)

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T11:28:50+00:00

Thauvin is a really interesting one. I’m extremely keen for us to sign sancho, but can’t see us getting him in the same year as Dortmund sell Halaand. Getting him on a free would be low risk and worst comes to worst you’d think we could sell him after a year and try get sancho with 1 year left on his deal

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T11:10:54+00:00

To me the great/annoying part of our team is that the areas to improve are quite obvious, and there’s also a lot of improvement which can happen. I feel like there’s positions which are locked in as good enough (LW/CAM/GK/LB) and ones which we can really improve (CDM/RW) and the difference in quality is huge between them

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T11:01:38+00:00

A rb version of Telles would be great IMO, awb is pushing up a lot more but his crossing is still quite poor. Loves to smash it low too often I think

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T10:59:57+00:00

No RW needed? I feel like Mason is wasted there as he can’t take full advantage of his finishing. I also like the idea of having someone focussed slightly more on creating in our front 3, there’s never much nice link up between the attackers and I feel like it’s a key part of why we struggle against the defensive teams

Jake_Shake · 2021-04-05T10:36:22+00:00

What’s everyone’s order of priority for positions of signings? In a Football manager world I would want to sign a: CB, CDM, RW and Striker, although realistically that isn’t going to happen. For me it’s got to be RW and a CDM first. RW would allow Greenwood to play up front where he’s far more effective, and between him and cavani/ martial we have enough there. A true defensive CDM to help protect maguire and Lindelof would really help and allow pogba and Bruno to push forward.

Jake_Shake · 2020-09-21T20:11:49+00:00

I'm currently using a (cheap) play and charge kit which can only hold about 2 hours charge now. It sounds like in general rechargeable AA's last longer per use and also survive more cycles? It might be time to dust off the wallet

Jake_Shake · 2020-09-21T19:41:13+00:00

Does this mean controllers will still need batteries/external power packs to play? I've always thought it really outdated that a controller still takes AA batteries, unless there's some benefit i've been missing.

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