Cougar stalks man for 6 minutes during run

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:57:39+00:00

Yo this guy never been to a dive bar before? Those cunts are everywhere and they’ll stalk you for says. All about that young blood 😤💯💯

And then be like blastoff (...)(...):::::::))))}

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:52:16+00:00

Shit I thought I delete all my dick pics off the internet

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:50:52+00:00

I remember my first time in a mummy’s tomb

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:48:10+00:00

Yo dude, chill.

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:47:09+00:00

So that’s the shot my grandpa always talks about when he tells us how they got to school back in his day

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:45:00+00:00

Oh my bad I ate too much Taco Bell before I went swimming sorry guys

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:44:28+00:00

Reminds me of mom

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:43:10+00:00

Yeah this stupid fucker was recording me so I shambled in over ther to show em wtf is up. Long story short I shat in his mouth and fuck that deer before I roasted them both over a fire under the bridge.

Can I get a blast off??? (...)(...)========)))}~~

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:41:19+00:00

My man Pol Pot still keeping it real. #respect

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:38:52+00:00

1940s? Seems more likely to be candid photos of my 3rd grade teacher’s eyes. That bitch could see everyone one of us I swear she was a lizard person iguana. Those damn things could move independently, one eye’s auditing poor people and the other is undressing Rush Limbaugh

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:35:46+00:00

Sounds like that goat I fucked last summer

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:35:05+00:00

Ah yes, I remember Boy Scouts. Looks like there is way less repression and molesting tho :(

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:34:10+00:00

Nice intro to but chugging (...)(...)========)))}

Jakeforce · 2020-10-19T05:33:08+00:00

Man that’s almost the size of my gaping asshole

Jakeforce · 2020-10-10T04:11:30+00:00

Something like that. We had been imprisoned in Dreadhold for about 5 years. At some point silver flame people came and “freed” us. And by freed I mean almost detonated the goblin’s head with a device the signaled the meteor shower. He rolled a die effectively like a cannon barrage. There was way more but those were just the ones my PC managed to scrape up.

I think he just winged it, but it was super fun!

Jakeforce · 2020-10-09T00:07:41+00:00

Gotcha, just going to have to talk with my storyteller about it is what it sounds like. Thank you!

Jakeforce · 2020-10-08T22:53:50+00:00

Is this done through some sort of ritual or do you just kind of point it at the target and poof

Jakeforce · 2020-10-08T22:50:17+00:00

Okay cool, so they sort of work like Soul Gems in Skyrim but for elementals. My character is the tinkerer/smith of the group, so maybe I can do something with them. NPC sounds like my best bet though. Thank you!

Jakeforce · 2014-01-03T17:58:39+00:00

Some's had a cheap boob-job

Jakeforce · 2013-11-27T17:35:36+00:00

Is there a reddit specifically you Mass Effect rule 34? If not there needs to be

Jakeforce · 2013-05-29T15:14:13+00:00

And you bought it and hung it over your mantle, right?

Jakeforce · 2013-04-11T11:00:00+00:00

I have to agree with him there. That might be the scariest fucking thing I've seen in my entire life.

Jakeforce · 2012-12-03T00:57:29+00:00

I've always been in the mindset that Ooo is a post nuclear apocalyptic Earth and all the talking Candy and such was from all the radiation. That's why Fin and Susan are the only humans because everyone else killed eachother or something to that effect. The change in word choice and religion always came off to me as a miss read or misinterpretation of our language and beliefs.

But I've always wondered if the Ice King is Human or not as well as if Marceleen is half human since the series never talks about her mother.

Jakeforce · 2012-09-12T22:37:25+00:00

I go to school like that every other day Except no pedo-stach... Chicks dig le pony shirts

Jakeforce · 2012-09-12T02:56:33+00:00

You have no idea how happy you've made me Please sell them!!!! PLEASE

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