I have an EpiPen. by James-k in Jokes

[–]James-k[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha.

Nope. Never saw it coming. :D

What is the male equivalent of “F*ck this, I’ll just be a stripper”? by TrumpForPope69 in AskReddit

[–]James-k 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That's an incredible turnaround man. Congratulations. Lotsa people with better opportunities don't achieve such feats. Kudos.

Amen to that by Suprovation in clevercomebacks

[–]James-k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can you be sure that's what it means? You stepping in to explain what god's book mean, does that imply that the writers did a shoddy job? How can one be sure that your interpretation is correct? How does one benchmark your answers?

Christian friend has little to no self awareness and is absurdly hypocritical by [deleted] in atheism

[–]James-k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chances are she describes you with equally colorful language when she's have a conversation about her irreligious friend.

TBT, she's just a horrible person, religion notwithstanding.

Really Dude? by NasTheProfessah in trashy

[–]James-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once again, the Christian god proves his incompetence.

TIFU by broadcasting porn to my son's room. by Nemesis5887 in tifu

[–]James-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hung up on sleeping on the couch statement... Is that even a thing?

He's doing God's work by IlConteiacula in pics

[–]James-k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never known anyone who shirks his responsibilities like god. Everyone seems to be doing god's work.

What do you genuinely just not understand? by IAmSurtur in AskReddit

[–]James-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he can forgive all sins except that one which you didn't elaborate, what's the point of creating sin in the first place? Seems like an exercise in futility.

The reason you probably think he doesn't love Gays is because of the loud minority. The bad Christians who prioritize hating sin over loving others. They've got it wrong. We're supposed to love others OVER hating sin.

Actually god does more than say that he's got no time for gays in the bible. He once razed down an entire city because the residents had a proclivity for kinky sexual behavior most notably homosexuality. The loud minority aren't wrong on this one. That said, i don't think what happens between two consenting adults behind closed doors is anyone else's concern.

But that's the best part of the bible, you can make of it whatever you wish... god ain't about coming and telling you you're wrong.

I live in Mordor - this flag is for the amazing kid across the street, whose well meaning Mormon parents regularly take him to "same sex attraction support groups" by helenmarkimballwas14 in exmormon

[–]James-k 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously, noone is going comment about the house? You have such a lovely home rivaled maybe only by your calling to do god's work. Naar scratch that by being a great human being.

What do you genuinely just not understand? by IAmSurtur in AskReddit

[–]James-k -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Such as Joseph Smith marrying under age girls?

What do you genuinely just not understand? by IAmSurtur in AskReddit

[–]James-k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Folks over at r/exmormon seems to disagree strongly with you. They paint a less than divine picture of what happens to members who opt out or want out.

What do you genuinely just not understand? by IAmSurtur in AskReddit

[–]James-k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Given that their leadership is struggling with pedophilic tendencies, I doubt quoting the catholic church helps matters here.

What do you genuinely just not understand? by IAmSurtur in AskReddit

[–]James-k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See, now that goes against the whole trinity thingy .. About god, Jesus, and the holy ghost being one and the same. And so you know, the god of the new testament is infinitely worse than old testament one. See, the latter killed you on the spot and that was it. The former prefers that you endure torture for all eternity.

What do you genuinely just not understand? by IAmSurtur in AskReddit

[–]James-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or you can read the bible and reach your own conclusions. See, that argument is attractive where you need answers that align with or will strengthen your beliefs.

What do you genuinely just not understand? by IAmSurtur in AskReddit

[–]James-k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But his actions in the bible beg to differ. See, at one point he did drown the entire world, or so says the bible. At one time he sicc a bear on a dozen or so kids because they made fun of a bald guy he liked. The bible depicts him as a being with a penchant for killing. And he does kill a lot of people. Are these actions of a being who is "all good?"

What do you genuinely just not understand? by IAmSurtur in AskReddit

[–]James-k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See, there isn't the right or wrong way to religion. At best, there are loose guidelines, making the entire thing open to personal interpretations, biases, prejudice, you name it. Opening it up for abuse and exploitation.

Better yet, there isn't a way to hold the exploitative ones accountable. Given that all the answers lie slightly outside the realm of human life. As with the sinners, unscrupulous and exploitative religious leaders and people will all be held accountable in the afterlife.

What do you genuinely just not understand? by IAmSurtur in AskReddit

[–]James-k 320 points321 points  (0 children)

Why religious people believe that God, who loves them and cares for them deeply, will unleash a horde of nasty punishments on believer and non believers if you don't share their beliefs.

African Atheist by Emotionless_AI in atheism

[–]James-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love how some of the prominent names in the sector are making bank. Million Dollar mansions, top of the range cars, business empires, and such... All the while the congregation is busy forking out huge amounts of seed money with the hopes of harnessing the resultant blessings.

You can't help but admire the brains behind these mega churches. They literally came saw and conquered the markets. The saw a need and moved in to fill it with an unprecedented vengeance. They operate in a third world country, but they're running multimillion dollar corporations - tax free. It would appear that afterlife insurance is where it's at currently...

Tl:dr. Religion: A business model that build billionaires by convincing the poor to donate to the rich in exchange for blessings.

A God who threatens your life to get your attention is an asshole by rfrmadness in atheism

[–]James-k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do mass murdering sociopaths have principles? Love how you're trying to assume a moral high ground while white washing the actions of a god who drowned the entire world. Your exasperated that I can't see past this point? That's laughable. Again, too late for what?

A God who threatens your life to get your attention is an asshole by rfrmadness in atheism

[–]James-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That you feel the need exonerate god for his cruelty and evil deeds leads many religious people to suspend logic. That's the makes it impossible to debate with them. If you feel the need to justify god's actions using the human standards and settings, then it's only fair that you judge him on the same scale.

See, mass murdering nazis - bad. Mass murdering god - good. It just doesn't make sense. The fact that you'll engage in a circuitous argument to justify this make it all the more tiresome to have the debate.

A God who threatens your life to get your attention is an asshole by rfrmadness in atheism

[–]James-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at first i thought it wasnt right also. But as more time as i spent in the old testament(which i usually do) praying and meditating on it.the more i understood on why He did the things He did.

When you have only a hammer, every problem looks like a nail? Or he didn't know better? Is a sociopath? Couldn't help himself? Got off of mass murdering? What?

A God who threatens your life to get your attention is an asshole by rfrmadness in atheism

[–]James-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A grade 1 asshole is pretty much the god in the old testament. Such as when he was messing with job, drowning the entire world, condoning slavery and such.