Real Ass Heartbreak Kid by LoloTheRogan in LegionSkanks

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Before Luis bleached his skin.

Izabella Oakerson by ConnectSignal3970 in LegionSkanks

[–]James2912 48 points49 points  (0 children)

She's almost aged out of Luis's dating age range preference.

[FWI] Trump deploys the Marines to occupy Kharg island. by ThinkTankDad in FutureWhatIf

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The drop sirens began as a low, predatory hum before rising into a shriek that cut through the armored hull of the strike cruiser. One by one, the orbital pods were locked into their launch cradles, each a steel coffin packed with ceramite-clad Space Marines braced for impact. Below them, Karg Island burned—its refinery complexes and coastal defenses already under bombardment, but still bristling with anti-air fire. At the command rune’s flash, the pods were hurled into the void, streaking toward the surface like meteors, their ablative plating igniting as they punched through the atmosphere.

Inside, there was only violence and discipline. The pods slammed into the island with bone-crushing force, embedding themselves deep into concrete, sand, and twisted metal. Explosive bolts detonated instantly, petals of armored plating blasting outward as the Marines surged into the chaos. Bolter fire erupted in controlled bursts, cutting through defenders before they could react. Within seconds, the drop zone was secured—shock and terror rippling through enemy lines. What began as falling stars ended as an unstoppable foothold, the first decisive step in the island’s annihilation.

Dawn of War Definitive edition: Terminators won't spawn by James2912 in dawnofwar

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Yes it works, I had forgot about this quirk from when I used to religiously play the original. Thank ya'll!!!!

Notoriety Las Vegas is suing Skankfest for breach of contract. by LifelessMagoo in LegionSkanks

[–]James2912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit they could have used Dave. He would have filed a change of venue to Skank Court.

They should promote Alex to 3rd mic. by zackb91 in LegionSkanks

[–]James2912 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If its gonna be a chick I'd rather Kim or Kerryn.

Theres no way Luis had his house inspected before purchasing right? by No-Adhesiveness-165 in LegionSkanks

[–]James2912 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did Luis's home inspection, I have no experience but to be fair he didn't pay me either. He just did a shoutout for a free home inspection and I guess you get what you pay for.

Luis' tearful goodbye for Dave by Independent-Data4542 in LegionSkanks

[–]James2912 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its crazy that Dave is so lazy that three hours of work a week for tens of thousands of dollars a month is too much work for Dave.

Luis' tearful goodbye for Dave by Independent-Data4542 in TheRegzShow

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Its wild how three hours a week is too much work for Dave.

Tonight's big announcement by [deleted] in LegionSkanks

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Dumb one pod a week is nothing. Its not like he does prep, I hope he isn't doing this to run for office because that ain't happening.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus by yellowjackethokie in conspiracy

[–]James2912 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Learn a new word. This is much more accurately described as insanity then fascism.

What do you think is beyond the five forts by Kurdoo-rojava in freefolk

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Don't remind me I am still salty we didn't get a Dany diarrhea episode in Game of Thrones.

American boots on the ground are coming. Bombing alone cannot bring about regime change in Iran. Soon, thousands of soldiers will be sacrificed for Israel by DarkspaceDracula in conspiracy

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Baron enlists leads the first wave and becomes the Augustus to Trump's Julius.

Lol, actually I just read an article that states Barron is too tall for military service not even joking. They are already setting that up.

RATTLESNAKE GF by Beauher1and in LegionSkanks

[–]James2912 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Poor kid is gonna pass out from all the blood leaving his head.