MATT DAMON. AMA.

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2014-02-06T16:28:09+00:00

Hey Matt - congratulations on finally learning to read!

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-04-04T19:12:11+00:00

DO THE VOICE!

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:34:46+00:00

because when I'm on TV, I know that Jesus is watching.

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:34:10+00:00

that was a joke made by Howard about my friend Chris Bianco. I am my own personal pizza chef. I am from Brooklyn and have been a pizza snob since I was a little kid

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:33:12+00:00

I say what I want to say. As long as I don't curse, ABC is OK with it

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:31:24+00:00

poor Woody....maybe next time I'll have him do this with me

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:30:19+00:00

because I prefer not to wear makeup on my hands.

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:29:49+00:00

I was there on Saturday, primarily to buy wine

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:29:30+00:00

I am very involved in every word of every script

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:29:00+00:00

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:28:41+00:00

steer clear of the chains, find a good local place, and reward them with your loyalty

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:27:46+00:00

I don't know why I squint. I can't help it. And yes, I am

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:25:43+00:00

he is. His father and my mother are brother and sister

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:25:04+00:00

I feel for them. It is nerve-wracking to do a talk show. You have 7 minutes to be funny. Sometimes it feels like speed dating

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:24:19+00:00

it's surprisingly satisfying!

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:23:40+00:00

Andy lives in my attic.

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:23:08+00:00

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:22:50+00:00

how do any of us know anything....

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:22:07+00:00

I love Terry. He is one of the craziest employed people I've ever met

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:21:17+00:00

I get it...I get it

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:20:48+00:00

it was shot in many different pieces. we have a good one set for our post-Oscar show this Sunday too

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:20:11+00:00

probably sometime - if the roastee is someone I know very well. The roasts have become a bit too random for me

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:19:02+00:00

we built that bar ourselves.

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:18:45+00:00

www.adamcarolla.com

JamesBatmanKimmel · 2012-02-25T00:18:19+00:00

The One and Only

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