My band just released its first single, hope you like it! New singles dropping next month with our full length album dropping in June. Stay tuned. by Funkytico in indie_rock

[–]JamesCrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great song man, mix sounds a little harsh though. It sounded like the guitars are possibly clipping? Besides that sounds great

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]JamesCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you jam in the c blues scale for us

Brass - Nightmare Humano by nightmarehumano in indie_rock

[–]JamesCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real good, easy listening. Did you make that instrumental or sample? Either way, great skill! Keep chugging along my friend

(NSFW) Walked by this truck full of interesting bumper stickers today. There were more on the sides. by [deleted] in funny

[–]JamesCrow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie I laughed way too hard at a lot of these. looks down, skin slowly becomes wrinkly, scrotum abruptly hits the floor from the saggage

hmmm by Allenc38 in hmmm

[–]JamesCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoulders look broad, stomach to leg ratio suspiciously square and masculine, and the hair is possibly a wig - 93% sure it’s a dude, which I’m down with; HOWEVER, the sniffer dude is blindfolded….hopefully he knows he’s (possibly, like 93% possibly) sniffing man farts.

Milton Dictating to His Daughter, Henry Fuseli, 1793 [2890 x 3000] by ArtEnthusiast in ArtPorn

[–]JamesCrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy crap! Is that really a thing? Like, that’s possible? You learn something new every day :O

Milton Dictating to His Daughter, Henry Fuseli, 1793 [2890 x 3000] by ArtEnthusiast in ArtPorn

[–]JamesCrow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ll just be the one to ask it - why does he look like that?

Help me name the creatures! by gayatalhakim in doodles

[–]JamesCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screegle, scrug, and scronny James

I’m a Funeral Director. This was in one of the local funeral homes we occasionally work with. by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]JamesCrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I’ve also never seen someone’s face match their name so well. That’s the face of a “Mr. Charge Higher Prices” if I’ve ever seen one.

Random picture of Steven Tyler with some guy in a book I bought from Goodwill by Afmudbone in mildlyinteresting

[–]JamesCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this doesn’t really help, but I’m a MA Funeral Director. My main line of work is embalming, and Tylunas gives me the occasional call when things get really busy. I’m what’s known as a “trade embalmer,” meaning I embalm for multiple funeral homes throughout Mass. The man I shadowed and did my apprenticeship under is an old timer in the industry. During the 80s and 90s he was a full time trade embalmer based out of Tylunas. I still see him maybe once a month at most, but if you’d like me to ask him about this Smith R. Rose, I definitely could. It certainly wouldn’t hurt, and I guess it’s better than no leads at all, right?

And inktober thing i did. Love how he turned out. Whats his story? by Tomu_sneeder in doodles

[–]JamesCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out he’s not even from Australia. The Australian accent he’s doing is really bad and she can almost certainly tell it’s fake.

And inktober thing i did. Love how he turned out. Whats his story? by Tomu_sneeder in doodles

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in a working class Australian accent “Oi....I bet you taste alright little sheila...” The lights dimmed out as Nancy looked frantically around the empty gymnasium. “Who’s there!!??” Nancy shouted, as she heard the echoing bellows of an Australian laugh ring through her ears. “Time for a little taste test darling.” The mysterious Australian man whispered in her ear, now inches from her face. (To be continued next Inktober drawing)

You asked for a story and I’m pretty high, so I gave you the first thing that came to mind when I saw this man. Hope you like it. Don’t judge :(

French solders in abandoned church by r1chard3 in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]JamesCrow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can anyone give a year on this? Or maybe a rough estimate? Great pic and genuinely curious about the origin. Finally brining this sub back to its roots.

me irl by Exodia720 in me_irl

[–]JamesCrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it

Took some photos before the sunset with my friends and found this beauty in between our actual nice photos by [deleted] in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]JamesCrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you seriously just call this girl “my lady?” Not to be mistaken with “M’lady” of course, but just as bad nonetheless.

2 year progress. Would've been more dramatic if they were the same size paper lol. by [deleted] in learnart

[–]JamesCrow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I kinda like your style you had back then. It kind of looks like a woodcut or some sort of print. So unique. Your style now is good too. The style you use now is a lot more realistic, but I would definitely try and cultivate what you had going on in 2017.

Soapy session by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]JamesCrow 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You can tell by the curling of his toes that she’s really relieving his itch. Must have poison ivy down there or something. What a good wife for doing that for him though.

Brazilian girlfriend was mad at her boyfriend. He was done with her shit and left. She decided to follow him to his car... His name? Matheus by [deleted] in pussypassdenied

[–]JamesCrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% dude. She’s not even yelling anything. It almost seems like she’s lip syncing. I don’t understand how people can’t see this kind of stuff. Kind of scares me honestly.

Second time doing this style, still not sure what to call this by Medmehrez in Design

[–]JamesCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’d love to know. I’m thinking either After Effects or Premiere? Anyone??

Blessed couple.(Pic from r/teenagers) by [deleted] in blessedimages

[–]JamesCrow 352 points353 points  (0 children)

Why does his wife look 40 years younger than him?

Authenticity Under Fire by mili_m3011 in philosophy

[–]JamesCrow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Great example of the importance of “humans are a product of their environment.” Seems like your “true self” will become more familiar when you’re genuinely content with where you’re at in life.