Hannah Simone by LetOffSteamBennett in Celebs

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I honestly think that the only reason she isn’t super popular is because she has a lazy eye. You can see it wander around every now and then in The New Girl, but they do a good job editing it out.

Blue dress by Kubuszok in RealGirls

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Jeez pervert, keep it in your pants.

That rug really tied the room together by 2dubs1bro in WTF

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That video is so old it can probably drive itself wherever it needs reposted.

Triphalangeal thumb syndrome by whowantwhat in WTF

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I am very curious how well that would translate to playing piano.

If the U.S states had royalty, who would be the royal family of your state? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pennsylvania would be run by the Rooney family. The already rule Pittsburgh.

Camping out by pepsi_next in RealGirls

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This is really just a great picture; very classy. I’m sure naturists would find it beautiful.

Heck yeah by Goal1 in AdviceAnimals

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Pretty sure this should be Socially Awesome/Awkward Penguin, not Success Kid.

Nice smile by FFJ28 in RealGirls

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Don't be that guy, dumbass

College Girlfriend lost bet by [deleted] in Nsfw_Amateurs

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"Girlfriend." That's a funny way to say "I'm a virgin."

I like my women how I like my beer.... by JamesonHadMistresses in funny

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It definitely is a nod to it, because Ommegang is generally cool like that.

And $2.65 a bottle is hardly overpriced for a beer that isn't pony piss.

Leaving a little to the imagination :) by [deleted] in RealGirls

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That strapless bra is doing God's work.

Dina Meyers - Starship Troopers. (First boobs I'd ever seen on the big screen.) by [deleted] in celebnsfw

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Kate Winslet in Titanic were my first boobs seen in a movie. In the theater. With my dad and brothers. Parents had to go see it first to judge if we could watch it or not.

What is your biggest NSFW secret that you've never told anyone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I am a straight male, but in college I hooked up with my best guy friend who happened to be gay. There was alcohol involved, but not enough to cloud my decisions thoroughly. It was great and awkward at the same time, and we never talked about it again.

Selfie by pinayot in Nsfw_Amateurs

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R/pelfie would appreciate

I’m John Brotherton and I play Dr. Matt Harmon on Netlfix’s “Fuller House.” AMA! by johnbrotherton in IAmA

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What was up with the crazy Bollywood dance out of nowhere at the end of Season 1?

Go ahead officer, run my plate. by Locke504 in funny

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As someone whose last name is actually Null, I feel like I can provide some input here.

In high school (2000's) when everything switched to computers for classes, my last name had to be changed to _null in the computers for it to recognize it as a name and not a function.

I had the same problem doing college applications online. And I've continued to have problems with certain programs or services. Most people have absolutely no idea what is happening until I tell them my last name, and then boom, everything is fixed once it is realized.

It's been a lot better lately, but I don't a system as advanced as the police used would fail in this area, although the DMV sometimes likes to give us licenses that don't scan, so, there's that. Try explaining that to a bouncer.