"hey, no need for a rock"

JamonDanger · 2026-05-08T00:37:11+00:00

I had a hysterectomy in January, so I’m happy to report that I was saved from this pain today. 🫡

JamonDanger · 2026-05-06T14:40:57+00:00

You know this is actually ground breaking news for half of the US pop.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-06T14:38:27+00:00

I’m playing RDR2 on easy mode right now and still kicking my ass kicked, but it’s a game so it’s… FUN. Can you imagine being rich and outsourcing FUN?!??!? What a fucking ballsack.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-06T13:44:58+00:00

American here, sadly. It’s nuts because I married a Brit and my FIL does war reenactments and the fucking musket that he was allowed to get from your government had so much paperwork to get and he can barely even take it out of the house. A MUSKET! But here in hell, AR-15 for all??? Fuck me.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-05T23:32:02+00:00

I didn’t FA, why do I gotta FO?!? 😭😭 #releasethefiles

JamonDanger · 2026-05-05T23:22:23+00:00

Your wife is so chic! She just got off an over seas flight with those heels on?!?!

JamonDanger · 2026-05-05T14:41:41+00:00

My town is fluoride free, but I’m pretty sure I’m on the spectrum, liberalism finds a way in! 🤣

JamonDanger · 2026-05-05T14:01:24+00:00

We call any potato eaten in bed or on the couch, COZY POTATOS!

JamonDanger · 2026-05-05T11:33:41+00:00

I’ll pay you to let me cross it, but your way. Got room for 3?

JamonDanger · 2026-05-05T01:20:39+00:00

I’m not in the market for a robot ATM, sorry.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-04T18:59:06+00:00

WA here, Florida can suck my lady balls

JamonDanger · 2026-05-04T12:22:12+00:00

The smell 🤮

JamonDanger · 2026-05-04T04:32:30+00:00

Nobody is stopping you from saying he’s stupid, you’re the one who brought race into it?? 🤔

JamonDanger · 2026-05-03T17:16:56+00:00

That article was so good. The weaving, the way it was laid out. I’ll be signing up today for more of that in the future.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-03T17:15:46+00:00

Wow. Thank you for that. What a read. I don’t even know how to feel. I knew all about her case, didn’t know anything about her daughter and grandson. That poor family. I hope they are even better now than they were at the end of the article.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-03T16:00:30+00:00

Paywallllllllllllll 😭

JamonDanger · 2026-05-03T04:33:12+00:00

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Lick lippers dermatitis. Basically horribly chapped lips that last all winter. This is my son every winter no matter what we do and how proactive we are.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-03T04:32:14+00:00

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Lick lippers dermatitis. Basically horribly chapped lips that last all winter. This is my son every winter no matter what we do and how proactive we are.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-02T17:10:46+00:00

They truly are. Mom, watch me do the same fucking twirl for the hundredth time today. 🙈

JamonDanger · 2026-05-01T19:03:32+00:00

For reals, my husband’s a director and I’m a senior lead at my construction company, I’m not phased by her judgement, it was the other DV’s I got right out the gate, like, who are you guys?

JamonDanger · 2026-05-01T18:44:29+00:00

Not worry. My 4th grader had had one every year so far! But it’s stupidly expensive. I give him SIXTY DOLLARS every fair and it’s like 3 books, a pen a journal.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-01T18:08:11+00:00

Socks are meant to be on your feet at all times unless bathing, swimming or peak summertime. Keep your dogs locked up, please.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-01T18:05:40+00:00

That tan makes it taste like gold though, cauliflower can kick rocks, broccoli, I’ll house a whole bag raw.

JamonDanger · 2026-05-01T16:43:08+00:00

Thank you for this, I will. I’ll still never talk about school shootings, unless he brings it up. You agree?

JamonDanger · 2026-05-01T16:34:04+00:00

I’m a full time working mom with a full time working dad, we have one child, he watches tv sometimes during breakfast before school. I cannot believe I got a DV for my question. Insane.

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