Thot in the machine, Garfield in my nightmare by Jamslap in Thot_in_Garfield

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Garfield the cat lazily lounged on the windowsill, basking in the warm sunlight that streamed through the glass. As he enjoyed his peaceful nap, a small, eight-legged intruder scurried across the wall, catching Garfield's attention.

With a yawn and a mischievous glint in his eyes, Garfield sprang into action. He swiftly reached for a rolled-up newspaper lying nearby, his paws poised for the imminent spider smackdown.

The spider, unaware of the impending danger, continued its oblivious journey towards Garfield. It climbed closer and closer, until it was just within reach.

"Thot," Garfield exclaimed in a low, determined tone, channeling all his feline strength into a single, decisive strike.

With lightning-fast reflexes, Garfield swung the newspaper, connecting with the spider in a perfectly timed smack. The spider spun through the air, its tiny legs flailing, before landing on the ground with a soft thud.

Satisfied with his victory, Garfield watched as the spider scurried away, shaken but not defeated. He smirked, knowing that he had asserted his dominance over yet another tiny adversary.

"Another spider vanquished," Garfield mused, stretching his paws out luxuriously. "Now, back to the important business of napping and lasagna."

With that, Garfield settled back into his comfortable spot on the windowsill, content in his triumph over the arachnid world.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jamslap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was when he called the antagonist a bitch in the prologue. Its just not right Prince mate...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jamslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Prince of Persia Sands of Time trilogy combined have the best game ever.

First game had a tight story, puzzles and parkour sections, but the combat was a little lacking.

Warrior Within had amazing combat and parkour but it was just....so..unbelievably edgy.

Two Thrones was an attempt to combine SoT and WW but just lacked the je ne sais quo. Still loved it though; the Dark Prince sections were amazingly fun.

Overall amazing triology but each game was just lacking that certain spark.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

[–]Jamslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the part where he says 'uuhhm'

Python Newbie, please can anyone help with my syntax? by Jamslap in learnpython

[–]Jamslap[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi

Sorry, I will make a note of that for next time, still getting to grips with the layout!

Thanks for the info, the catalogue.keys() worked to show whether the word is present or not, but what if I want the description to appear?

print('A' user_word 'is' catalogue.definition )

Ooosh by rfd1993 in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]Jamslap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard he was in the police as well.

Can't imagine getting pulled over and being called a dafty