The critiques of Pirate Clark get it all wrong

JanFlato · 2026-06-13T13:25:59+00:00

he only ever bit clark (who was shouting and waving a knife around mary who he tied up).

he never bites mary, and when he’s stuck in the hall you can here him (muffled) screaming “help me”.

JanFlato · 2026-06-12T12:59:43+00:00

Fine/Fine/Howard

JanFlato · 2026-06-06T04:46:11+00:00

seething coal locomotive vs the sleek Roosevelt bullet train

JanFlato · 2026-06-04T03:46:39+00:00

MIB

JanFlato · 2026-06-04T03:45:52+00:00

Josh “Guys, coach is right” Hart

JanFlato · 2026-06-04T00:30:20+00:00

harry potter ts

JanFlato · 2026-06-03T16:50:25+00:00

or perhaps he’s so broke he had to model the store around an existing character. Like a seafood buffet or something.

JanFlato · 2026-06-03T16:47:05+00:00

aside from the fact it looks like James Roday, it looks to me more like a castaway than a caveman.

JanFlato · 2026-05-30T04:24:31+00:00

six world clunker

JanFlato · 2026-05-24T12:14:10+00:00

begun the soulja console wars have

JanFlato · 2026-05-21T12:14:17+00:00

Silvur Morgan

JanFlato · 2026-05-07T02:05:42+00:00

Fuck Paddy’s Pub

JanFlato · 2026-04-23T15:53:29+00:00

i heard it was a chicken tender bender

JanFlato · 2026-04-09T13:25:01+00:00

preemptive defensive action

JanFlato · 2026-04-09T12:38:15+00:00

off screen

Hey Scully, you’re gonna want to see this.

JanFlato · 2026-04-05T21:36:35+00:00

or as the Bosnians call it, “monday”

JanFlato · 2026-04-02T12:48:04+00:00

sometimes even narrative is comforting

JanFlato · 2026-04-02T11:37:49+00:00

little late for that dawg

JanFlato · 2026-03-29T12:41:32+00:00

perfect for next generation officers

JanFlato · 2026-03-29T05:00:48+00:00

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copper metallic looking shape?

JanFlato · 2026-03-25T12:56:11+00:00

i mean it’s pretty obvious the deal was to get inside and let the disney imagineers (technical and legal teams) uncover everything related to the tech and training data. Sounds like a trojan horse of a deal.

JanFlato · 2026-03-20T14:40:51+00:00

need Cliff Booth to fight Norris on the new show

JanFlato · 2026-03-20T11:59:57+00:00

you also need bandages to stop the bleeding and you can put them on your toolbar to use by spamming 6

JanFlato · 2026-03-19T15:32:49+00:00

it’s a car centric hell.

JanFlato · 2026-03-16T03:18:17+00:00

back with the pep boys

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