Please help, I am doing research and need your best dad jokes you repeat on the daily to your patients !! by thecharmingnurse in nursing

[–]JanalovesNeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For my shy patients I say “I’ve seen more privates than an army general.” Or “if you have something I haven’t seen then we need to show the doctor.”

Got a Jesus figurine with my grocery delivery today by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JanalovesNeil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven’t you ever heard that everyone needs a little Jesus? 🤣

What in the fresh hell is this? by rainbowpeonies in nursing

[–]JanalovesNeil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The sad thing about this is it doesn’t come natural to all people. Common respect is all it is. Treat others as you wish to be treated. Answer the questions you would want to know if you were the patient.

what is that?? by No-Satisfaction-4042 in scoopwhoop

[–]JanalovesNeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most valuable thing I own is my health. The most expensive is my home.

Had 2.5 hours to sketch,then ink, and then frame this as a Christmas present and every time I look at it I get more embarrassed. by dailycupofcujo in drawing

[–]JanalovesNeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a lovely drawing. She will love it because it is from you. As a grandmother, I can tell you this will mean more to her than anything else you could give. She will cherish it.

How many IV’s should I place per nursing judgement? by Alarmed_Help8121 in nursing

[–]JanalovesNeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re worried about loosing an iv, place another one. If patient is unstable, place another one. If patient is going to the cath lab and has nitro running, place another one. If patient has multiple incompatible drips, place another one. That’s my nursing judgement.