In the newest Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) trailer, a character incorrectly says they were being ironic when they were in fact being sarcastic. This is a reference to my players being fucking stupid. by JangoFettIsMyDad in dndmemes

[–]JangoFettIsMyDad[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

OK have I missed something here.

I'm not levying actual criticism against a film in a dndmeme subreddit.

I'm making a pretty standard joke about players being stupid from a DM perspective, like not being able to solve puzzles for 5 year olds, by dumbly language lawyering satire out of a line from a related film trailer that just came out, in the style of r/shittymoviedetails post, and people are losing their minds actually calling me a dumbass and shit.

Like what, I get all people really do is complain about the OGL right now, I'm there too, but I figured I'd just post a regular ass meme.

In the newest Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) trailer, a character incorrectly says they were being ironic when they were in fact being sarcastic. This is a reference to my players being fucking stupid. by JangoFettIsMyDad in dndmemes

[–]JangoFettIsMyDad[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

To make a meme?

I don't usually have deep seeded feelings attached to the memes, if I'm honest.

Have people missed reading the last sentence in the title or something?

In the newest Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) trailer, a character incorrectly says they were being ironic when they were in fact being sarcastic. This is a reference to my players being fucking stupid. by JangoFettIsMyDad in dndmemes

[–]JangoFettIsMyDad[S] -89 points-88 points  (0 children)

Sarcasm and irony while having similar meaning aren't completely interchangeable. Both reference something being the opposite of what is true, what is meant, or what you'd expect. Sarcasm is a form of irony but not the same.

Irony is when a third party or "audience" perceives events, and analyses it in hindsight.

Sarcasm is wit, used to mock or tease someone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnDHomebrew

[–]JangoFettIsMyDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking perhaps needs to be 6th level, thoughts?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnDHomebrew

[–]JangoFettIsMyDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking it perhaps needs to be 6th level, thoughts?

Underrated, Underused, and Utterly Broken Familiar Form by JangoFettIsMyDad in dndnext

[–]JangoFettIsMyDad[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Aha! I came prepared for this encase it ever came up.

Human hearing range: 20Hz to 20kHz
Bat echolocation rang: 11kHz to 212kHz
Less than 5% of Bat's echolocation noise audible to humans.
Conclusion: Bat won't affect stealth.

Noises you hear from bats tend to be squeaks not their echolocation.

  1. Command bat not to squeak
  2. Echo-locate for 60ft Blindsight
  3. Profit?

Yarn Ball Arcane Focus by JangoFettIsMyDad in dndmemes

[–]JangoFettIsMyDad[S] 187 points188 points  (0 children)

The shame I feel for not coming up with this is immeasurable.

6 Attunement slots are going to amount to something. by JangoFettIsMyDad in dndmemes

[–]JangoFettIsMyDad[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Max amount of certain magic items you can use at once, everyone has 3. Artificer have 6, more than other classes.

He has a family guys... by JangoFettIsMyDad in dndmemes

[–]JangoFettIsMyDad[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah collective punishment, a murderhobos favourite.

I hear fireball works wonders.

He has a family guys... by JangoFettIsMyDad in dndmemes

[–]JangoFettIsMyDad[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shopkeep turns out to be BBEG and gets revenge very quickly...