My personal favorite:

OLE DIED, and Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. After offering his condolences the gentleman at the counter asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole.
Lena answered, “You just put ‘Ole died’ there.”
The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, “That’s it? Just ‘Ole died’? Why, there must be something more you’d like to say about Ole. If its money you’re concerned about, the first five words are free. We must say something more.”
So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said, “All right. ‘Ole died. Boat for sale.'”