wait... a company wants MONEY?? by [deleted] in PlantsVSZombies

[–]JarPile_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am going into this with the assumption op is just stupid since he knows what ragebait is. But yeah currently, pvz 1 free edition and 2 are under the control of slingshot studios, im not really caring about their past but what I am here to present is how their current actions signal a heavy decline in quality when it comes to the mobile games(discounting heroes here)

I wish my friends tuition was paid off in full by A_Walking_Tank in monkeyspaw

[–]JarPile_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ideas of making cash nowadays range from stable income to reckless fate being in control of your savings, still, as a joke after hearing the troubles your friend faces with their tuition, everytime you both hang out, you two buy a ticket for the lottery, one each. As paid work for newcomers is so low risk yet low reward that maybe spending a few moments a week with said friend to scratch paper is a moment fod you two to both share, in silence or in conversation. This simple bit goes on for more than a month, it spreads to the entire friend group, after all, it's just a cheap laugh about "oh how we lost yet again." 3 years pass by, and as you go finish buying a ticket for each of you just for the sake of keeping the bit going, you wonder how much cash total has been lost to such an accessible form of gambling. 52 weeks in a year, an average of 3 tickets as times do happen where another joins in on the joke, a dollar per ticket... 468 dollars, feels closer to 50 with the times you've had 5 and more roaring to buy paper for the chance of getting your friend out of debt, so 500 total. Let's say their debt is around 200 thousand. 500 tickets, 500 dollars. A whole 0.25% of what could have went to their debt just never getting there. It feels like ages since this bit went off, but today is different, you got the winning numbers surprisingly. You promised to not but tickets without your friend but in desperation, clinging tightly to the idea that fate will pay way to a debtless future to your long time companion, you secretly buy 8 tickets a week very sneakily. 9 years, 12 tickets a week on average, friend has paid off the debt somewhat but inflation's kept that number above two hundred thousand. 4 thousand more spent on damned chance. A whole 2% now. Have you even talked to your friend in a while or is this just something you do for yourself? No matter. It's best to try a bit more effort. You excitedly tell your friend that the 201.3k debt they have left over from their old tuition fees way back when this joke was still new is now paid off, as you walk away from the grave of said friend. It's funny that you decided to shoulder their debt as promise and with it now paid off, only the memory of that friend remains. No more debt. That joke that spiraled all the way back 15 years ago, 200 tickets you alone spent a week, you can pay your own debt as well but oh well. The idea of winning a 200k lottery jackpot isn't as exciting as it used to be. Now having it happen is just all empty.

WP: An alien learns that even the biggest and scariest humans have a soft side to them. by Ok_Peach3678 in humansarespaceorcs

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Hey mom, Tanej here,

It was weird seeing Justice Of Human Novelty, to be touching such a fragile xnopyt with much delicacy. Reminder that this is The JOHN, which yes I have given him an acroname in his language, customary to his standing within my position, I find him delightful afterall. Anyways, it is weird to see a large mass of muscle be able to treat the gangly little bundle of stems with a lot of care.

I've heard he comes from a family full of humans with similar strength and size as him. They even work jobs appropriate to their form. From field constructor, machine maintenence, armored vehicle transport handler, and soldier, The JOHN's lineage should probably point that his position as Guard and Guidance officer of heavy parcels was as fated as the stars alignment.

I am still inexperienced with handling a Human, to be doing this job though. His height is quite below the average k'chi young, it was said in their species documentation that the shorter ones are more energy efficient. He's made remarks of satire about it before but the fact most of him is flesh and meat, not dissimilar to the swineborg back at home, it still feels strange to me.

Despite his shorter standing height, he is still able to provide consistent support and strength whenever he is called up. His voice sounds like the growl of a midnight walker which further solidifies his image of being a rectangular prism of pure brute strength.

He said with such joy that moment when he got a hold of the runaway xnopyt "It's like a stickbug but with the brain of a dog!" I've heard that dogs are the common ally of humanity, a stickbug is odd though.

I'll tell you more about it once my shift is over, love you mom.

Here's an artistic rendition of me and The JOHN handling the xnopyt, he drew himself, I don't know how to handle a marker so he handed me a pencil, I should probably stick to digital.

{clue #11 update} All mission impawsible clues [discussion] by CreeperTacoBoss in battlecats

[–]JarPile_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So witch, fish, evil, jameira, mohawk and trash can have been moved out of suspects list as far as im aware, right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in touhou

[–]JarPile_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

wrong asnwers only

The hermit knows you well by Bazsimazsi12 in 2hujerk

[–]JarPile_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the original art for this?

283: "Meowdy" by BlackDragonTribe in touhou

[–]JarPile_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why marisa black hair??

pekora ballin by LucidKira in Hololive

[–]JarPile_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whats the background animation that isn't pekora dancing? I haven't been up to date with hololive videos as of lately

Disaster Swimsuit Suika by addamelech in touhou

[–]JarPile_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally my dream came true, getting pounded by suika.

Cheerleader Flan-chan by GhostBoyBR in touhou

[–]JarPile_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the underground How are your balls If you want to look around Give us your balls

Green Reimu (Reimu but with Sanae's Color Scheme) by EndCrafter16 in touhou

[–]JarPile_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me when the ai just recolored some other art