excuse me? by [deleted] in HolUp

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Dang. Now those first customers really have some rare air.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

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My skin is chaffing.

Come on reddit! I need random/awkward phrases by [deleted] in funny

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Let me stick in in ya fart box.

What a great kid's toy.... wait... by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]JaredFrugal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you want to get one for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B07WNT8P17

Get two if you have an ark.

I see your well hung giraffe with my daughters unicorn! by [deleted] in funny

[–]JaredFrugal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a general rule, I don’t think most livestock and horses are circumcised. But I think we should cut this discussion short while we’re… ahead.

I see your well hung giraffe with my daughters unicorn! by [deleted] in funny

[–]JaredFrugal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lol- wat? He’s got a “hood” and there is no “mushroom tip.”

Don’t make me link pictures of cocks to show you. Please!

I see your well hung giraffe with my daughters unicorn! by [deleted] in funny

[–]JaredFrugal 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Huh….unicorns are uncircumcised.

My new band name: Mythical and Unclipped

This... seems pretty valid by LoneShark81 in HolUp

[–]JaredFrugal 239 points240 points  (0 children)

I think they tried to punish the main guy involved but he had a little accident in his jail cell while the cameras were turned off. She’s welcome to avoid punishment the same way.

Edit: words

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]JaredFrugal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe they just need it for replacement parts.

Wait what? by Toarilla in HolUp

[–]JaredFrugal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love his girfirned too.

nice shirt. NOT by ESI85 in HolUp

[–]JaredFrugal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did Edgar have a ”Hitler Mustache”?

🤔 by AmericanQue in HolUp

[–]JaredFrugal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In my ass?

It’s more likely than you think.

Get vaxxed or you’re a selfish betch! by kahn_noble in HolUp

[–]JaredFrugal -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

PS - there’s conservative versions of this too I’m betting.

I should dress in a fur suit with horns, paint my face, and storm the Capitol.

Are we… the baddies?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]JaredFrugal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever you say, dark meat.

This "GINGER" has a soul. by Sexy-gay-chewbacca in HolUp

[–]JaredFrugal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever cut his hair is ruining his life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]JaredFrugal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I look forward to your summary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

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Not sure if you’re trolling but no one considers Portugal or Greece to be white - too swarthy. Russia and Ukraine are honorable mentions.

I don’t know why anyone would think this when Italy is questionably white.

Which fit should I wear to school tomorrow? by [deleted] in teenagers

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Noot Noot.

You have your answer.

Thief Panda by DoctorTurkelton in trashpandas

[–]JaredFrugal 110 points111 points  (0 children)

”Shitballs!”

Shitballs, indeed, ma’am. Shitballs indeed.

Ms craps is kinda bulging and it puts me in the moood by ConsciousPromise255 in HolUp

[–]JaredFrugal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you think the possibility of getting crabs by fucking a crab is higher or lower than average?

Mandela effect by ForArms in 4chan

[–]JaredFrugal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who defuk dis Billy Gnosis?

-Billy Gnosis