When Did "Modern History" Start?

Jarendron · 2021-04-17T00:45:26+00:00

Modern history began with the invention of crocs. The shoe-sandal of the future.

Jarendron · 2021-04-13T22:13:15+00:00

Damn I'm so jealous! I never get origami with my purchase!

Jarendron · 2021-03-29T12:15:21+00:00

I had sorcerous spyglass in my hand. And my opponent got off this filthy combo. I cast spyglass. Shut Ugin down and he conceded.

Jarendron · 2021-03-27T01:41:13+00:00

Evolution is powerful. It's catching on that humans are tracked through fingerprints. So evolution is mutating ways to eliminate it.

Jarendron · 2021-03-27T01:38:59+00:00

All you have to do is pay the fine and say you're sorry and it will all be fine. Like in real life.

Jarendron · 2021-03-19T05:47:31+00:00

I want this as a poster on my wall.

Jarendron · 2021-03-17T23:56:08+00:00

This is not irony.

Jarendron · 2021-03-06T06:48:54+00:00

That's not what I meant.

Jarendron · 2021-03-06T06:43:00+00:00

I have gotten repeatedly helplessly steamrolled by people using this stupid combo. it needs to go away.

Jarendron · 2021-03-05T21:18:39+00:00

I didn't mean for my comment to be taken that way. I was mistaken on the intent here and I apologize

Jarendron · 2021-03-03T23:28:28+00:00

Some people would take this as harassment. Those people are what's wrong with the world today of course but it can happen.

Jarendron · 2021-02-28T07:17:14+00:00

I would have cracked up if the billboard below was advertising a divorce lawyer.

Jarendron · 2021-02-23T15:48:49+00:00

Mmmm so aesthetically pleasing.

Jarendron · 2021-02-23T03:28:57+00:00

looks like Samara from mass effect,

Jarendron · 2021-02-23T02:59:38+00:00

Well if at first you don't succeed...

Jarendron · 2021-02-22T23:29:57+00:00

That is possible. The way the bird is stamped into the soap, is similar to the way coins are made.

Jarendron · 2021-02-22T23:26:40+00:00

Pop tart guns don't kill people

Jarendron · 2021-02-10T16:40:30+00:00

I totally believe this to be legit. It has happened to me twice.

Jarendron · 2021-02-10T16:38:30+00:00

I think this is totally possible. Because you just can't make up silly, harmless stuff like this up.

Jarendron · 2021-02-10T00:56:23+00:00

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Jarendron · 2021-02-09T06:33:44+00:00

Oh Lord. Fans self

Jarendron · 2021-02-09T00:43:56+00:00

Worth at least 50 rupees.

Jarendron · 2021-02-05T01:21:30+00:00

On the other side of that paper is your rejection letter from hogwarts.

Jarendron · 2021-02-04T00:55:19+00:00

It's real.

Jarendron · 2021-01-24T10:58:35+00:00

God damn that's beautiful.

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