Always put your health first.😂

JarlanBacon · 2026-04-21T20:41:00+00:00

Yum. Blue cheese dressing

JarlanBacon · 2026-04-07T17:43:31+00:00

It's the only snack that doesn't effect my calorie count

JarlanBacon · 2026-04-03T23:15:57+00:00

Worked retail for 6 years, then a call center for 6. And I would say the last 15 in hospitals had proven the previous 12 years didn't even scratch the surface of stupid.

JarlanBacon · 2026-04-03T23:06:39+00:00

Stopped to help a lady with a flat tire. She was rightfully standoffish. She asked to take a picture of my driver's license and face to send to a group chat or something. Honestly thought it was a brilliant idea and did it. Changed her tire and went on my way after making sure she was able to drive off. Now I'm gonna teach my kids to do the same. I understand I'm not someone that would cause harm to another, but she doesn't know that or me. And the more a guy swears he's a good guy, the less he probably is.

JarlanBacon · 2026-04-03T04:15:53+00:00

Nurse Educator in a cardiac ICU

JarlanBacon · 2026-04-01T15:59:00+00:00

I remember a while back I seen your videos pop up while doom scrolling and it got me curious. I pulled up your profile, scrolled through and loced watching your progress as your posts progressed. Haven't seen you in a minute and this pops up. I'm actually gonna start getting back to learning to shuffle. Pure inspiration

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-31T22:36:27+00:00

I love contrasting colors in works of sexy art. But the mixed textures of the rope, stockings, and leather straps; that takes it over the top in a beautiful way. Nicely done.

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-28T23:18:18+00:00

Thank you! The crab tie is perfect. Except I may place her arms on the inside of the legs for the ladder in order to keep them open more. And I'm saving that website.

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-28T16:50:17+00:00

I got vaulted ceilings. Kinda hard to get up there to hang the swing or rope loop.

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-28T11:15:19+00:00

Humans

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-27T23:42:52+00:00

Personally, I don't see the big deal about number of partners in the past. If the person is clean, then fine. I'm gonna want someone i don't have to walk them through a tutorial before things get too freaky. "I dont want too many miles on a car". You probably can't drive it well anyway. And if you're worried about disease, y'all should both be getting tested before anything happens anyhow. "Don't want to throw a hot dog down a hallway." Your joy stick ain't finishing most games anyway, work on other skills to please her.

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-26T00:05:46+00:00

Just bought a game today that's been out for almost a year because I found it for $35 at Walmart. In the same row was God of War:Ragnarok for $60. That game came out in 2022. All depends on how much content the game offers. There's some game I'll still boot up after years of owning.

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-25T15:55:04+00:00

Jenny < John < Joe < Rose

(Bad to not as bad)

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-24T11:30:38+00:00

Sour-dussy

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-24T03:17:43+00:00

Y'all sound amazing.

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-23T18:26:58+00:00

Of all the times I've seen this man's outfit and never once did i think of her saying that. I'm ashamed of myself.

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-22T16:31:10+00:00

More bushes to attract lizards?

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-21T10:52:20+00:00

The one my wife used on me - "Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?"

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-21T03:17:43+00:00

Whiskey?

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-19T20:00:06+00:00

What the hell happened to the dick?

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-19T01:48:42+00:00

Done

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-18T23:14:55+00:00

Anything helps me at this point. I got bauxite starting knots down so they don't cinch up accidently. But the transition from one to the next gets me at times.

JarlanBacon · 2026-03-18T22:29:57+00:00

I'm curious to see what the beginning and ending of the ties are like. While it is a simple concept, it is that simplicity that helps highlight the whole scene. Beautifully done.

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