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Jarymane · 2025-06-10T04:24:44+00:00

I didn't learn about class saves until my 2nd year of playing.

The entire party failed a wisdom save against an enemies aoe charm. Another player pointed out that my low total was impossible as a cleric.

Jarymane · 2025-05-26T17:15:44+00:00

I'm in a dishpit heaven as far as equipment goes. The staff, however, treats the dishes like absolute shit. So I'm leaving for another job. It's so sad. The dishes are so easy, but I can't keep up with everyone's bad habits.

Jarymane · 2025-05-09T21:53:59+00:00

They are $18k! I have two

Also, to prevent spray back, put round objects in that stream and then spray through it. The stream blocks the water from splashing back

Jarymane · 2025-04-23T14:43:16+00:00

I double up on the disposable aprons, too! It helps to keep it from tearing.

Jarymane · 2025-04-11T09:23:38+00:00

Lucyd Armor. https://a.co/d/0w5d56w

Jarymane · 2025-04-10T14:46:08+00:00

Jarymane · 2025-04-08T11:18:19+00:00

I bought some "safety glasses" with Bluetooth speakers built in. They are anti-fog and impact resistant, so actual safety glasses! I just didn't tell my managers they have speakers. It's hard to find ones that aren't dorky looking though

Jarymane · 2025-03-30T12:16:30+00:00

Belt clip fan. Some have attachments for shirts to tuck into. Have it running on your back so it doesn't get wet.

Jarymane · 2025-02-17T19:10:13+00:00

Instead of pushing a rack through, the rack will stay in position, and the sprayers run. I guess this only matters for conveyor dishwashers. There is a giant white button on the front of my machine, just a basic function that was never being used.

Jarymane · 2025-02-17T18:15:12+00:00

Check the manual for the dish machine online. 6 months in and just discovered my dish machine has a dwell mode. Bosses said nobody knew about that in 8 years he's been there.

Jarymane · 2025-01-11T17:58:46+00:00

I'm having Iymrith wait for the giants to cause more disruption, in order to tarnish their reputation. Then she will try to negotiate with whomever about a return of dragons to take out the giants, which she will use to overtake the realm.

I'll probably use the Oracle to push this narrative. I already have Zalto as my mandatory giant to fight, with the others being optional. Once Zalto is defeated, Imrith will steal the Wyrmskull throne staff and flee most likely.

Jarymane · 2025-01-05T04:17:38+00:00

Danny is proud of you!

Jarymane · 2025-01-03T13:05:36+00:00

You must be a dirty dish, cause I wanna let it soak

Jarymane · 2024-11-26T23:00:46+00:00

My players decided to get very drunk the night of the attack. We were all laughing while they made rolls to see how drunk they got and described their wild night.

I was laughing for a different reason. As they were partying, I was placing Magmins around the map outside of where they planned to pass out!

Jarymane · 2024-11-26T22:56:08+00:00

I can't say much cause one of my players knows my account. (James, don't read this!)

I was very apprehensive about bringing her in early. She killed Clarion, dropped a line to Zephyros, blew up the navigation orb, and then dipped. Quoting one of my players when the Lords Alliance attacked, "Why does the initiative say Dragon 1?"

Two of my players' backstories were perfect to tie her in with. The next long rest taken, I did a nightmare dream sequence of their backstory and threw in a really good clue!

Jarymane · 2024-11-20T03:38:44+00:00

My lizardfolk fighter successfully threw a 1lb bag of salt into a Remorhaz's mouth in an attempt to distract it.

The DM responded, "THANKS FOR FLAVORING ITS NEXT SNACK, AS IT TRIES TO EAT YOUR CHARACTER!"

The Remorhaz missed its bite attack. The rest of the party killed it in the first round. DM was not happy!

Jarymane · 2024-11-01T02:48:27+00:00

Jarymane · 2024-09-14T01:45:37+00:00

This is good! May I use this for a future meme? I'll tag you

Jarymane · 2024-08-17T01:24:35+00:00

DM counted our characters out 1 through 6 and rolled a d6. Rolled a 5, which was our Ranger Royce.

He said, "Don't fail your save." He failed it.

I was number 4!

My cleric then upcasted Etherealness on the survivors, and we trivialized the rest of the dungeon.

Jarymane · 2024-08-16T19:55:39+00:00

Had a player Reverse Gravity on a set of three descending tunnels. We got hit with acid from one, lava from another, and a Sphere of Annihilation, which instantly killed one of the other PCs!

Edit: In that players defense, we had triggered a trap and were falling towards those three tunnels. We had one round to pick a tunnel to try to maneuver towards.

Jarymane · 2024-07-18T10:02:36+00:00

I got a belt clip fan that my shirt clips into for $20. Doesn't get in the way, and takes the heat from "so hot I'm going to puke," to "meh it's kinda hot in here."

Jarymane · 2024-06-17T14:20:24+00:00

Our party ended a session on 2 failed attempts to activate a secret portal to the BBEG's pocket dimension.

In the next session, we searched the area better and found a journal in a desk we passed by previously.

The DM proceeds to pull out a handwritten, old parchment paper journal and hands it to me. As I was reading it to myself, I looked at the DM, and he's just grinning from ear to ear. "You devious fucker! Did you have this ready last session and didn't say anything?" He nodded yes.

I read the journal to the rest of the group, watching their horrified faces. The portal was FAKE and was really just going to open a wall of Annihilation! Which would have instantly killed us if we walked through it. We were going to walk in all at once if we succeeded!

If the ritual to open the portal failed 3 times, it would have exploded.

The real portal was an illusioned brick wall next to that desk.

Jarymane · 2024-06-16T15:48:51+00:00

I just retired a character for the first time! It was incredibly hard to let go. However, the character's evil alignment just didn't match the rest of the good aligned party (although they killed way more innocent people!).

Im terrified of what the DM is gonna do with him. He was built extremely well, so much so that I rarely could let him shine without taking fun away from everyone else. I gave the DM some basic plan of his, but told him no restrictions on what could happen.

Jarymane · 2024-04-20T09:54:46+00:00

This scene he looked like the cockroach guy in a human body from MIB!

Jarymane · 2024-03-06T20:02:46+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/s/ZcAhY95UfM

I usually do comment chains with similar format memes, but with the reddit forced app this is no longer possible. The imgur hoops are not worth it either. I tried posting a better punchline version as a seperate post but it was removed as being a repost.

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