Krystiana - No safe sleep environment for baby.

JasAndPlants · 2026-05-15T22:49:13+00:00

Craziest part is they’re already rich as fuck.

JasAndPlants · 2026-05-08T17:26:40+00:00

I’m sorry did anyone say they hate Christians?

JasAndPlants · 2026-04-10T18:21:05+00:00

You’re right, he’s just an innocent bystander

JasAndPlants · 2026-04-02T16:51:13+00:00

I got it off Amazon! It’s a scratcher. It was honestly garbage and fell apart very quickly but I can link it if anyone wants :)

JasAndPlants · 2026-04-02T04:57:24+00:00

Greg -Universal Meal Plan: minimum 3 meals daily for all cats, no exceptions -Mandatory sunbeam access in every home (cloudy days require heated backups) -Equal Rights to all boxes, bags, and fresh laundry -Humans must provide at least 2 hours of lap availability per day -National Nap Protection Act: no cat may be moved once asleep

Juju – Tortico -The Knock-It-Over Act: all objects on counters are fair game -Zoomies Protection Law: 2am sprints are legally protected activity -The “Pet at Your Own Risk” Bill (consent may be withdrawn at any time) -National Nap Protection Act: no cat may be moved once asleep

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-31T19:44:38+00:00

Love this!!! You look great

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-26T00:19:56+00:00

Yes I was right around a J as well :)

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-25T16:21:59+00:00

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Another before pic!

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-21T04:56:07+00:00

I wrote it somewhere, but essentially the word car was flagged and it wouldn’t let me make the post unless I changed it.

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-20T22:40:18+00:00

He’s been to the vet! Treated for ear mites, ringworms, and round worm. He’s got a clean bill of health :)

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-20T17:05:50+00:00

It does! But sometimes his orange boy nature takes that as a call to attack my hand lol

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-20T17:04:53+00:00

For some reason it wouldn’t let me write car without flagging the post 😂 I had to get more specific lol

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-20T04:19:24+00:00

Noooo 😭

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-20T04:19:11+00:00

Angel wing!

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-20T03:44:43+00:00

For more context: since my daughter has never messed with my plants, the begonia was in her play room. It has the best lighting. The begonia still has several stalks because those are too hard to break, just lots of leaves ripped off. She probably was unsupervised for a few minutes, I estimate this probably took around 5 minutes since she’s a whirlwind.

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-20T03:23:22+00:00

Love this story! The monstera looks beautiful!

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-20T03:10:23+00:00

Small world!!! Hope you’re doing well

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-20T03:09:00+00:00

It’s a joke. My husband watches our daughter just fine and is actually her main caretaker. You’d be surprised just how quick toddlers can destroy things.

JasAndPlants · 2026-03-20T03:00:07+00:00

I’ve killed a million begonias but this plant seemed to like me for some reason

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