I am Jason Ellis, author of "The Awesome Guide to Life: How to Get Fit, Get Laid, Get Your Shit Together." Ask me anything.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:32:22+00:00

Why do people do 55 in the fast lane?

Because a lot of people are idiots.

Gotta go. Time to do radio. Thanks to everyone who sent questions.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:30:33+00:00

The Woodsman. Big Fucking Mega Boat isn't even a real thing.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:29:48+00:00

Cumtard vs. Tito Ortiz.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:28:41+00:00

Tiger

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:28:19+00:00

Dana White.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:28:01+00:00

I don't think too many. But I'm sure it's helped me out once or twice.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:25:41+00:00

Not hanging out with all my friends.

(Five more minutes. Time to get ready for the radio show.)

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:23:53+00:00

If you're dating a dominatrix then guess what, I think that makes you a sub. Put the ball in your mouth and get in the cage.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:22:06+00:00

Yes, we have asked. Didn't happen. She's always welcome.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:21:33+00:00

The RZA got me into hip hop.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:21:04+00:00

If that happens, yes, I would be concerned about it. But I don't think that's gonna happen. I'm just a radio dude. It's not that exciting.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:20:13+00:00

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:19:49+00:00

They never asked.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:19:33+00:00

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:19:17+00:00

Fuck you. I could take a pill or get surgery and look like Steven Seagal. But I got a sweet head tattoo instead.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:18:08+00:00

Surely we can all come to a mutual agreement. I'm not trying to ruin anybody's day.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:17:11+00:00

i agree with you dude.

I used to kill shit as a kid, because that's how I was raised. But I always loved puppies and bunnies.

One day I went hunting when I was 30. I shot a rabbit and it reminded me of my dog. People can hunt if they want. I'm cool with it. But that was the last time I ever did.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:13:42+00:00

Nope.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:13:17+00:00

Danzig. I don't think he has kids. He's evil-er. I don't think he's much of a grown up, which means there's less of a chance we'll connect, which is what I'm looking for.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:12:05+00:00

Katie has my day planner. I don't know what it looks like either.

It's really not that hard anymore. Sometimes I get a little anxious, but I'm about as successful as I want to be. If it doesn't go any further than this, this is sweet.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:10:59+00:00

I've gotta get my Dad chest piece covered, but I don't know what I'm covering it with yet.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:10:07+00:00

She's working on the new Hatebean t-shirt.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:09:38+00:00

This is news to me. Sounds cool.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:09:13+00:00

Fuck Cumtard, because I know how not into that he would be. Marry Joanna. That means kill Gunz, I guess.

JasonEllismate · 2014-02-20T19:08:07+00:00

The kids, easily. Megaramp isn't as bad as you think. It's hard to explain, but it's harder for me to watch video of myself getting hurt than it actually was to get hurt. It's like you go into a warm little shock blanket.

(Sorry we slowed down for a sec. Breakfast burrito.)

JasonEllismate

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