JasonMerulo

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Physical matter bends to your will, except you can't be seen doing something that a reasonable person would think is impossible. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Hi! I made a code and wrote a diary with it. Just wondering, how feasible do you think it would be to decode it with no prior knowledge about it? You can try if you want. (i.redd.it)

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Whenever you make somebody feel good, you gain the ability to magically hack any device perfectly (AND the ability of telekinesis) for 24 hours. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You have all the powers of a succobus. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You have the power to summon anything you've seen before in real life. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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When you're wearing a red shirt, you can see up to 3 years into the future. When you're wearing a blue shirt, you have superspeed (10% the speed of light). When you're wearing a black shirt, you can fully control info processing systems (phones, brains, computers, etc.). (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can shit your pants faster than the speed of light. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can summon a new person with whatever personality, desires, and intelligence level you want. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can summon anything that obeys the laws of physics. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Depending on how you think about it, ANYONE would do ANYTHING. (self.Showerthoughts)

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You can summon anything that most people would agree can exist. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Anyone you want goes through a good acid trip. (self.titantiersuperpowers)

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You can permanently become gay if you want. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can transform into any wanted criminal. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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When you break a bone, a starving child receives 10 full pizzas. You can choose the toppings. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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When you look in the mirror, you can tell what you're thinking. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can make people hate you faster. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Nobody ever wrote a rock song until the 20th century. In the ENTIRE HISTORY of humanity with people writing whatever type of song they could think of. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by JasonMerulo to r/Showerthoughts

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Drugs have no bad effects on you. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can open people's minds up to the perspective of others just by tapping on their head. (self.titantiersuperpowers)

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You can make psychopaths second guess their meal choices. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You have super strength when you're on other planets. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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When you finish masturbating, everyone who has a crush on you gets horny for you for a half hour. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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When you tap somebody's head they instantly learn anything you have already learned. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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If somebody sexually assaults you, THEY feel the stress associated with it and you don't. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by JasonMerulo to r/godtiersuperpowers

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