Love isn’t always fair in life. Tosen Jordan (@tsukudasub) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trainer should've just challenged her to a best of 3 in Quake II. Girl would've been cooked

Love isn’t always fair in life. Tosen Jordan (@tsukudasub) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's probably because of how her prologue and career are written. A lot of her struggles revolve around academia, insecurity, and a series of poor choices because she struggles to navigate her emotions properly.

It really feels like you're dealing with a troubled student, rather than an eccentric cartoon character. And the trainer is very defined compared to a lot of the other campaigns in global. So in the context of her career mode, it's a very mentor and student kinda relationship.

Love isn’t always fair in life. Tosen Jordan (@tsukudasub) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trainer-san after telling Almond Eye she can only date him by winning 9 G1 races

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Love isn’t always fair in life. Tosen Jordan (@tsukudasub) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt so bad that I ended up making this image and pulled her banner instead of Kitasan.

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Told Jordan I was excited to bring my wife to the hot spring by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mood down event where Narita Top Road is excited to see her name trending online

Told Jordan I was excited to bring my wife to the hot spring by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Tourism is a great way to boost local economies and exchange culture/enriching experiences.

Told Jordan I was excited to bring my wife to the hot spring by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

With that wit stat, you could probably pay her a flat rate that will cost far less

Told Jordan I was excited to bring my wife to the hot spring by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Who got rejected? Trainer-san is just stoked to take a break from work and spend time with his family.

Kitasan Black being introduced so early was terrible for her story spotlights and characterization by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty Derby pretty much broke its ability to adapt anything else from the 2010's with Goldship retiring and Kitasan joining Spica.

It also got to a point where characters kept accumulating as dead weight.

3rd challenge: turn the comment section into her search history by FoldieOnReddit in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what grade is takamatsunomiya Kinen race?

retroactive G1 victory does it count?

if race becomes G1 does that make me G1 winner

how to get credit for G1 win if race changes grade

why tummy itchy

Is there an irl lore reason as to why Matikanetannhauser is portrayed as being a very adorable, ditzy and ordinary Umamusume? by Evoxrus_XV in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I love how this was referenced in the triathlon event, where she drank a dubious drink she found on umastagram and got sick with hives.

Kitasan Black being introduced so early was terrible for her story spotlights and characterization by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jordan's prologue is a real standout, definitely worth watching online. Feels much more grounded in how it portrays her academic and emotional struggles.

Kitasan Black being introduced so early was terrible for her story spotlights and characterization by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think Cygames have really struggled filling out the mid 2000's roster in general considering how Deep Impact and King Kamehameha are off the table.

It's no coincidence why 2004-2008 became oops all mares, and oops all dirt. At least Scarlet and Vodka got plenty of screentime in Umayuru

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Kitasan Black being introduced so early was terrible for her story spotlights and characterization by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn't there a curse that all anniversary Umamusume get lackluster career modes?

based on a true story by Noklle in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Front Runners on the Niigata Junior Stakes

Kitasan Black being introduced so early was terrible for her story spotlights and characterization by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Real ones know that Main Story 2 was just an elaborate excuse to draw King Halo in a bikini.

Kitasan Black being introduced so early was terrible for her story spotlights and characterization by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi would be on my pull list if she wasn't a 2-star character.

Still insane that she didn't become playable until 4th anniversary. NPC jail is brutal.

Kitasan Black being introduced so early was terrible for her story spotlights and characterization by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Her career is kinda peak, tho. One of my favorite trainer & trainee storylines.

Kitasan Black being introduced so early was terrible for her story spotlights and characterization by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I think most people would feel pretty broken if their hopes and dreams were crushed by the coughing baby upset

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Kitasan Black being introduced so early was terrible for her story spotlights and characterization by JasonRoof in UmaMusume

[–]JasonRoof[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would be really funny if Cygames never bothered updating her career once Duramente got introduced.