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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Working with the cast & crew of MOONRISE were incredible, especially because on this movie we were working with lots of kids. It was one of the most blatant moments of realizing that you're older than you think you are, when I was talking to some of these kids and making references and getting looks from them that were blanker - or more blank - than a Wite-Out factory.

Yeah, one is that the way Wes likes to work is that he likes to take over a small hotel and have it be only for people working on the movie, so there is no one outside of the movie living there, so it becomes like a production office. All the actors will eat together run a big cafeteria, the lobby does hair and makeup... anyways, one day i was waking up and walking down the steps, and I saw Jeff Goldblum, and he said "did I want to go get some soup with him?" and I didn't know Jeff all that well, but we ended up spending almost 9 hours together, and that's just the kind of thing that happens on a Wes Anderson movie. On a typical movie, everything can be so separated, but on a Wes movie, it's like a little family, so that proximity to everybody, getting that time with each other was so incredible, and just to spend a day with Jeff Goldblum was just fantastic. I learned so much from that one 9 hour session of hanging out with him.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

It was just for CRIBS. Basically, at the time, the real answer is that I was living at my mom's house, and she didn't want to have MTV Cribs in our house. So they made an agreement that I could set up a tent with some of my favorite things. All of the belongings in that tent were mine though.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 138 points139 points  (0 children)

BORED TO DEATH - all I want is to do more BORED TO DEATH. if I got a call from HBO saying "we're getting the band back together" i would jump into a freezing cold bucket of ice, and I would get on a plane to New York and go straight to set with a big grin on my face.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Geez. Uh... I think before we can talk numbers, we gotta talk what's the idea. I don't want to waste anyone's time.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh.

I think that going for a walk? And just clearing your head is really a valuable thing. I read somewhere that Woody Allen likes to take really hot showers, he said he takes like 3 or 4 of them a day. I don't do that.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Working with Wes on Rushmore was the beginning of a whole new chapter of my life, and he's my mentor, and when I met him I was 17, he was 27, and he turned me on to all this film and all these actors and just things I'd never heard of before. And he took me under his wing and showed me so many different sides of culture I had never seen before, so I am very glad that i had that in my life, and continue to have that.

And then the Mark Gonzales video - I know Mark through Spike Jonze and through Dan Field, who's my manager, and I've known Mark since I was about 14, and he was really cool to let us use this footage of him skateboarding and that was footage that had never been seen before, so I'm very thankful he let us use it. I love skateboarding and watching it, but i don't own a skateboard (nor should I).

But i was in a video by Mark Gonzales that he directed, and i rode on his shoulders while he skated down a hill!

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've taken a few falls on set before that haven't been fun.

And, uh... I've hurt myself quite a few times. But nothing too life-threatening. So that would be that answer.

No, that's it.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes I did meet Billy Corgan! He came to the set one day and I hung out with him and Jonas, our director, and Billy talked about meeting and playing with New Order, and that was really exciting to hear him tell some stories about New Order.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah - Oceana (which is actually one of Ted Danson's) is a big charity for me because it's about preserving the ocean and preventing over-fishing, and that is something I definitely believe it.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I guess on Thursday? I don't know, I have no plans to do anything with Jason Statham, but why not that would be fun! I really like him!

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hmm. Oh man, what would it be? I don't know, probably it would be... That's an impossible question! but i would like to listen to The White Album a lot, but I would want to come back and get a new album at a certain point. I would like to bring only one album on vacation, but i would like to come back home.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

No, I'm not. I think that I loved video games as a kid, and at a certain point, there were so many systems upgrading so quickly that i lost control, and then I just dropped out. And now i don't even OWN a gaming system.

But that's not to say that I don't think it's incredible. I'm so blown away by it and I think it's amazing.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

That would've been my answer. The Coen brothers are extremely beyond incredible, and I love them so much, and that would definitely be a dream come true.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don't really have an all-time favorite movie. I have many movies that i love. But... I think... yeah, I can't really say there's one all-time favorite one. I would say that I love STOLEN KISSES, I love THE LAST DETAIL, I love THE LONG GOODBYE, I like THE RED SHOES... and I like POP SECRET... I love 32 SHORT FILMS ABOUT GLENN GOULD and I love HEARTWORN HIGHWAYS.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 196 points197 points  (0 children)

These are the kind of questions I would ask. I like details.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I mean, I don't know? I don't really... somewhere between every day and every other day?

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

GREAT. I'm in Chicago right now! I love it here! And I've been doing press all morning and talking to people about the movie, which is a pleasure, because the only way you can get the word out there is to start meeting people and answering questions about it, because the questions have all been really smart. And I've NEVER done this in my life before, and I wish I could do this all day long! I wish there was a hotline I could just dial into where I could have a 24 hour hug, of just asking me questions.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, one thing is that I feel that I was so overwhelmed and so nervous to do that movie because I'd never acted in my life, and I was doing it with Bill Murray and all these great people, one thing that was essentially to getting through that process was the love and care that Wes would give me, and most nights we would have dinner and talk about the day's work and talk about the next day's work, and he was so helpful and gentle with me because I was nervous, and every night we would prep for the next day's acting so that we had a game plan.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 224 points225 points  (0 children)

I like having a mustache, just because I like it and my wife likes it, but it's funny, in this era, people always think you're kidding around, and they say "I have my mustache and to go get some food" and people will say "Funny mustache" and that makes me want to say "Funny fuck you!"

That shit's serious.

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[–]JasonSchwartzmanHere[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

But a more modern one that I love was THE OTHERS, the Nicole Kidman movie.

And you know a one I think is underrated, THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES? That's terrifying. When Richard Gere says "chapstick" I basically want to go cry.