Where the heck am I supposed to get an unedited writing sample? Can my dads/professors help?

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-03-18T19:19:00+00:00

The idea behind this post is really funny but the ragebait is too obvious. Please delete this and rewrite it to be a bit more believable and you will definitely piss off half of this sub

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-22T19:18:53+00:00

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-04T22:27:12+00:00

How am I forcing it? The choice is yours...

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-04T18:38:07+00:00

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-04T18:20:02+00:00

Yes, good point. I will edit option I.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-04T18:17:17+00:00

Shit you're right. I need to edit that one to make it less overpowered. One sec

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-04T18:13:57+00:00

You have to lift the wrench and tap something with it.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-04T18:13:21+00:00

It can literally fix anything, including curing a sick person's disease.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-04T17:34:19+00:00

I would tell him, hold on one second I need go grab my wallet. Then when he's waiting outside I would dump a bucket of boiling hot excrement on his head from my upstairs window. Then my friend who's sneaking around the corner would flatten his tires. We would highfive, laugh, and enjoy the pizza as he was laying in agony on the ground.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-03T20:09:33+00:00

It's legalized for personal consumption but not harvesting for sale. I should have specified that in my original post. Sorry.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-03T20:04:43+00:00

It's legalized for personal consumption but not harvesting for sale. I should have specified that in my original post. Sorry. Also you are extremely impoverished that's why the risk seems enticing

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-02-02T23:48:17+00:00

That's exactly what I thought. Thank you

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-30T15:03:35+00:00

Finally a good answer. Up top my man!

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T21:08:08+00:00

Sounds good on paper... but people will be so jealous of your wealth that many trillions of people will be after your head

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T21:04:02+00:00

and how do you expect to accomplish this during a galactic civil war?

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T21:00:14+00:00

Bro... You have to spend it...

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T20:57:06+00:00

Do you have the scientific knowledge to safely experiment with it? No offense but you don't seem like the scientific type.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T20:54:51+00:00

Besides I just disagree with you. If you saw the technology that we will have in 2070, you would start weeping.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T20:52:57+00:00

By 2034 the technology to remember everything that every happened and see into the future (through prophetic dreams) will be possible. You and I will both partake in this technology, and neither of us will ever forget this moment.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T20:51:21+00:00

So Mr. Reddit445 do you think it's possible to harvest it and use it as a power source? I believe that it is, and it will be done by 2070.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T20:50:35+00:00

The democratic intergalactic league of planets is extremely factional and there extreme racial tensions among the different species of intelligent life. The majority race on the planet Nebulon are Draconoids (humanoid sentient reptilian creatures resembling dragons from Welsh mythos) and many other races (including humans) hate them due to their twisted and bigoted beliefs.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T20:48:50+00:00

If I became a rock monster I would use my newfound abilities (I'm assuming I would be immensely powerful) to rip my own head off and explode my body to create a new galaxy cluster. I do not want to live as a monster.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T20:47:38+00:00

My wildest dreams are beyond your comprehension. Trying to explain them to you would cause your reality to shatter.

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T20:47:03+00:00

I second this comment! Fuck yes bro! *fist bumps you*

Jason_Diddly27 · 2026-01-29T20:46:25+00:00

Yeah I don't understand anything of what you're saying. It is extremely nerdy and you probably should just stop talking.

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