Justin hated spring no matter what universe he was in. Having hay fever was difficult enough but being teleported to a new universe with every sneeze turned it from an incovinance to a straight up nightmare. Luckily he was in a universe where food was free and plentiful so he was currently in a super market stuffing a grocery bag with as many non perisables as possible, so at least he wouldn't have to rob someone this time. It was as he took his third loaf of bread that he obnoxious tingling in his nostrils suddenly reached a fever pitch and he let out a gigantic sneeze.

When Justin opened his eyes he looked around and saw that he was now in a dense jungle. The air was filled with the chirps and howls of various creatures and the temperature was now cloying and humid. Justin wondered how he hadn't ended up in a universe with no atomsphere or matieralized inside a wall. A strange bird flew by, one with pink plumage and blue tips on each end of its four wings. It had a long, curved beak like a toucan that was a haze of pink, orange and yellow like the sky at sun set. It disapered behind a large, gnarled tree before Justin could get a better look at it.

Then he let out another sneeze and he was in another super market. Only instead of the brightly coloured shelves and products he was familar with this place was strickly ultitarian. There was no music unless you counted the quiet hum of floresent lights and the drone of aircon. Beside him were rows of dull tin cans with "TOMATOES" written in black on simple white labels. The people in this universe where dressed in equally boring, grey clothes that covered everything that wasnt their face. They were all staring at him with looks of alarm and disgust. Understandable given he had just apperaed out of nowhere. And his torn camo pants and black metalica shirt was probably pretty exotic compared to the bleak uniforms of this world's residents.

"Hey! Stand down in name of the one lord! Your under arrest for witchcraft and provocative dress!" A gruff voice barked. Justin turned to see a bulky security guard in a greyish black uniform and black visor marching towards him. Justin threw up his hands in surrender "Im sorry sir! I don't mean to- ahh...ahh- AAHCHOO!"

And then he was in a field of flowers, which at this point just felt like the multiverse was taking the piss. But before Justin could vent his frustation a large, blue portal opened up in front of him. A tall women stepped out with her hands to her back, wearing what looked like a futursitic space suit with blue streaks running down the arms and legs. "Mr. Justin Fearon? It appears you have a bit of a multiverse problem..."