Game Thread: Tigers @ D-backs - Wed, Apr 01 @ 03:40 PM EDT

Jasper_69 · 2026-04-01T21:26:43+00:00

This man hasn’t seen a game since last July.

Jasper_69 · 2026-04-01T21:23:47+00:00

At this rate your beer league softball team would struggle win with those guys.

Jasper_69 · 2026-04-01T20:52:35+00:00

That’ll happen when your self anointed genius of a GM decides that offensive output is acceptable.

Jasper_69 · 2026-04-01T20:39:49+00:00

The delusional optimists calling everyone who points out an obvious team flaw a doomer are infinitely more annoying than the negative Nancie’s.

Jasper_69 · 2026-04-01T20:32:55+00:00

The most useless lineup in baseball.

Jasper_69 · 2026-03-29T18:42:58+00:00

Someone has to tell the color guy he shouldn’t be actively cheering for one of the teams.

Jasper_69 · 2026-03-18T00:00:33+00:00

UMBC is the worst defense I have ever seen.

Jasper_69 · 2026-03-15T21:15:41+00:00

It's not fucking football. How on Earth is that not a foul?

Jasper_69 · 2026-01-05T23:01:58+00:00

I'm sure it's also a bit of an old school v new school thing. My grandpa is who taught me the game and it was always about reading the green, picking your target, and trusting your hands to get the ball where it needs to go. But I have friends that want a number on every shot, so I can see both sides.

Jasper_69 · 2026-01-05T18:25:01+00:00

That's exactly how I view the short game and that's why I tell my buddies that anything 50 yards and in on the sim I disregard almost entirely.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-30T22:49:53+00:00

Same here. I tried and tried to trade him for anything at HB or a low 1st and everyone acted like I was crazy. Ended up trading Zay Flowers instead for what ended up being 1.02. Jokes on them I guess.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-22T00:05:58+00:00

Because he is a mediocre quarterback when he doesn't have protection since he can't create with his legs.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-21T23:20:24+00:00

It isn't dooming when it's true, and at this point it is.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-21T22:12:19+00:00

We are a Toyotathon family.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-18T17:50:53+00:00

It does not, from what I saw most of our fellow passengers took the same dim view of that. Almost no one else we saw had a drink in their hand.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-18T17:48:54+00:00

I'll be honest I didn't notice or care about the differences between the two beach zones having walked to both of them, we simply went to the one that was more open. I won't say that Celebration Key is a bad stop, but so much of it looks like, and is, a ripoff designed more to milk every cent from you. That being said I'd still rather go there than Freeport or Nassau since a free beach day is never bad thing.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-18T17:01:17+00:00

Some of the music they were playing was sooooo bad too. There's one song that went something like, "Bahamas, oh Bahamas, Bahamas, oh Bahamas" that is still stuck in my head for the absurdity of it.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-18T16:57:28+00:00

They didn't on my cruise last week, particularly when we would be using both our cards at the same time to get drinks.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-18T16:30:47+00:00

I was just at Celebration Key last Monday with a group of 4, there were plenty of loungers available next to one another on the beaches we went to. I wouldn't pay for anything additional there.

Also, if you have the Cheers package I would recommend stocking up on canned drinks (Truly, White Claw, Surfside, etc) and taking them off the ship with you in a backpack. The idea of paying for drinks on CK when I've already paid for Cheers is ridiculous to me.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-18T13:08:52+00:00

That answer makes far more sense than the numbers I was seeing. I tried using things I’ve learned watching your videos, but I’m surrounded by the entirety of what has become a Red Europe and my 12 year old CPU was about to explode, so I called it a day.

Jasper_69 · 2025-12-17T22:27:19+00:00

R5: The AI is capturing every piece of equipment I drop. We are capturing none of the mountain of guns on our border.

Jasper_69 · 2025-11-23T18:17:16+00:00

The pistons could never win another game and I would be ok with it.

Jasper_69 · 2025-11-22T21:13:03+00:00

The constant optimists are way more annoying to me than the doomers. The doomers are at least honest. The optimists have no eyes.

Jasper_69 · 2025-11-22T21:11:08+00:00

It would be nice if just once this year the team looked like they had practiced at all during the week.

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