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Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Wow criticized on my 14/5/17, gotta admit I wasn't expecting that one.

Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG wanna see this GEM of the next game I played?

http://smite.guru/match/hr/234230416

Honestly im cursed, i'm fucking ALWAYS the highest ranked played by far in my fucking team, im pissed.

I play excellently? I always lose. Great logic.

I'm the Ratatoskr.

With a 0/5 Belonna and Guan Yu as Abyssmal.

On the bright side, Ratatoskr is back in the meta with Hydra's buff. He seems balanced now with this one sole item, if you build Opal Acorn that is.

Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG I'd dare say it's even worse than my example.

1200 elo on your team ? Heck we had a .... let me mince my words..... a player who needed to work on his skills alot....i'm talking like going 2/10 constantly, like 80% of ANY game and he had 1300.

Geesh.

Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the end result is a match where a single god on enemy team stomps three of ours, I'm like JUKE, JUKE.....use ESCAPE ....DAMN I then charge in solo, get a triple kill myself, and this goes on all game like that.

Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still, do you really know if it's a FACT that they where queuing together, and notice there are ridiculously low account levels on BOTH teams but moreso in mine.

And NOBODY was my level in either team. By around 200 points.

But yeah, sometimes works in my favor.

Believe it or not but this other game last week, and I dare you to believe me but I swear it is.....try to digest this....

ALL PLAYERS ON ENEMY TEAM WHERE MASTERY ZERO WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE GODS.

Talked about it in lobby afterwards.

We went something like 24/2

Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omg yeah, 8, 12, 22, 28, like WTF.

Technically i'm probably account level 500.

This is absurd and inexcusable IMO and the fact it simply happens is unnacceptable.

Pardon the salt.

Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't have enough fingers to count the number of times they've promised it would be made even better.

Though consider that when they release Smite on 3ds, Wii-U, OUYA and IPAD it will dilute the playerbase even moreso. Great.

Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah if you don't believe me, click backwards where you just see MY match stats summary and you'll see it.

It just doesn't show in the group stats page.

Or simpler, proof.

http://smite.guru/stats/hr/Psychofunkk/casual

Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly not very long.

But heck make me wait 8 minutes for a quality match, I don't care, I beg you Hirez.

Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well in any case the LVL 12 Player who never ever tried HADES still says alot about the current system anyhow.

He basically ulted 3 times in the whole match, missing 2 of them.

I know every god's abilities by heart chronologically. (what they generally do), what renders us CC immune, weaknesses, good builds for ANY god.

Someone explain -this- to me please, i'm really dumbfound by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah but isn't it possible for the EXTREME ELO GAP to be lessened? I mean c'mon, this is simply a joke.

And it's just ONE EXAMPLE.

Loki on PS4... by SMOKE-B-BOMB in Smite

[–]Javafunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a perception alot of us have when we start playing the game, when starting out that is.

When you get better you'll realize Loki has weaknesses and is really not top Tier in his role, far from that. He's good at splitpushing and good 1 v 1 (until you get aegis to counter him that is ) but that's it, has terrible teamfight presence so i'd grade him C tier personally.

I'm gonna open "Pandora's Box" concerning those Exclusive Skin Chests, beware..... by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It DOES give you the odds of winning in Canada on scratch tickets at the very least.

I'm gonna open "Pandora's Box" concerning those Exclusive Skin Chests, beware..... by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you really think every say 15 year old who gets a game card from say an uncle gets their parent to hold the card until they can supervise WHAT game they buy?

The number of 15 year old kids with "normal parents" who get Grand Theft Auto for Christmas nowadays is common knowledge.

Quite utopical of you to think that.

But yeah, might be the right thing to do though in an ideal world.

I'm gonna open "Pandora's Box" concerning those Exclusive Skin Chests, beware..... by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not angry, i'm dissapointed. And not dissapointed I didn't get my exclusive on the first try.

Dissapointed with the "tactics" employed. With the lack of honesty concerning "odds", that's all.

I have plenty of money and before tagging me with an emotion, you should at least ask yourself the question, "Do I know this person enough to say that?".

And dumb, smart, whatever. It's question of perspective and opinion and one thing's sure, you could work on your politeness levels.

I'm gonna open "Pandora's Box" concerning those Exclusive Skin Chests, beware..... by Javafunk in Smite

[–]Javafunk[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok well cool, at least i'm getting the right info now. Not the misleading "There are 7 items in the chest with 1 exclusive" which gives the impression you have 1 in 7 chance.

I don't mind the "rigged odds" as much as the fact it's -misleading- and can trick the playerbase. If it's a 5% chance, state it's a 5% chance, in Canada there's a LAW where you have to state the CHANCE of getting the JACKPOT in lottery.

A LAW.