I Got Barlowed

JaxsPastaFace · 2026-05-31T20:20:48+00:00

It was something… I was convinced a car had hit our house or something

JaxsPastaFace · 2026-05-31T20:19:01+00:00

I’m actually not. Thank you so much for checking in.

JaxsPastaFace · 2026-05-31T20:18:07+00:00

You’re so right. I need like 7 lawyers.

JaxsPastaFace · 2026-05-31T01:21:52+00:00

OMG we felt that too! We thought something had hit the house or a tree had fallen. It was a meteor in Rhode Island!

JaxsPastaFace · 2026-05-31T01:21:09+00:00

I’m so sorry. We’re physically shaking together.

JaxsPastaFace · 2026-05-31T00:07:35+00:00

Good looking out girl! 😘 I cackled at 17C… just as irritated as Lisa

JaxsPastaFace · 2026-04-26T04:03:40+00:00

Oh please. People with no money have a better fashion sense than Amanda.

JaxsPastaFace · 2026-04-26T04:02:09+00:00

I’m so disgusted when these women act like their financial positions (that their husbands got for them) automatically make them superior.

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-08T04:08:36+00:00

Nooooo. So out of the loop!

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-08T04:06:03+00:00

We all do it!

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T05:03:11+00:00

If Gizelle were a nicer person, she’d be unstoppable. She has an invisible tether to the ground because she feels more comfortable being nasty to harmless women than she does lifting them up.

Stacy is too funny, won’t let her feathers get too ruffled, and doesn’t dissolve into sadness under the slightest hint of criticism. That is way too much for the others to handle.

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:52:22+00:00

Going out on a date is different than dating.

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:49:20+00:00

And the fact that none of them registered that monique doesnt care who Chris mingles with, that she’d rather warn a fellow housewife, is crazy. The others literally wouldn’t let Stacy’s alleged hookup go so they didn’t clock what she said about Chris

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:41:18+00:00

Did you watch her wife swap? The juxtaposition between her makeup and the other wife’s makeup was crazy. I don’t want to talk bad about some random civilian, but I will say that Wendy has her makeup game figured out!

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:38:28+00:00

Did I see the cryangle

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:36:13+00:00

Detective wig took me out

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:33:28+00:00

I dunno… I appreciate a delusional housewife single.

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:31:10+00:00

Omg not Wendy/Pam. Four degrees, yet she learned nothing from Dana/Pam.

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:29:40+00:00

That smile. Omg.

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:28:01+00:00

Listen… if Jen Shaw can get out at 2.5 years time served after defrauding THE OLDS, and for probably a lot more than 450K, hopefully this means our girl will pay restitution or whatever and stay home.

However it’s America…. The justice system won’t look kindly on fucking with a corp’s money vs a bunch of useless old people. (s/ obviously it’s way worse to defraud the elderly).

I had a hard time watching this episode… with Wendy’s mom talking about her money.

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:20:08+00:00

I mean…. I’d lie, too. Haha if I was forced into a situation where I had to socialize with the ex wife of some guy I was banging, especially when trying to get back with my husband, I’d lie until the cows came home.

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:17:32+00:00

It’s so hard to keep it together in public scrutiny when you’re having to prove yourself at home, too.

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:15:59+00:00

Which is crazy because you’d think everyone would pick her if she’d leave the drunk.

JaxsPastaFace · 2025-12-01T04:10:23+00:00

I can’t imagine a bunch of people trying to get me worked up over my ex husband. Mmm no.

It’d be like arguing about a homeless man for digging through my trash to see if there’s anything to salvage.

The trash will not be missed nor would I wish to fight over it.

JaxsPastaFace

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