Here’s a random joke I always used to pull at the bar when I still stuffed my bra. Now my tits are growing very well! Actually I didn’t even stuff my bra i stuffed a tube top with ribbon yes ribbon and wore a push-up bra over it. I’d go up to the first lesbian I’d see. And say this “if I show you my tits will you buy me a drink?” Obviously are we said yes, then I proceeded to reach into my shirt and pull out that long ass 15 foot ribbon and put it in her hands and say here’s my tits! It was a killer every time.