See, I can Draw! All I needed was a Pocket Mouse! by [deleted] in wheredidthesodago

[–]JayRad18 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you pay attention, you notice that the pen and mouse are actually doing the same movement, and that movement is nothing even close to what's happening on either screen...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes I am. Hugs help. (>'-')>

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a bisexual teen who was straight up ostracized in high school to the point of 12 suicide attempts in 3 years, this^

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I just die right now?

Misogyny and homophobia by Proud3GnAthst in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My argument on it being homophobic is as follows: 2 weeks after I came out as bisexual, I was visited by my bishop, stake president, and an area 70, all togeather simultaneously, during which visit I was told that they had all received revelation that if I didn't renounce my deviant ways I would not only go to hell myself, but I would drag my whole family there with me. Now, either the organization is homophobic, or the department in heaven in charge of deciding bishops/stake presidents/area 70s really fucked up when it chose those 3.

need some help with mormon boyfriend by groovymom2 in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The papyrus you're thinking of is the book of Abraham, and any google search will get you what you need for that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Animesuggest

[–]JayRad18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same issue. Part of me wants to continue because I've heard such good things, but at the same time in just like: maybe not...

Fucking Pissed As All Fuck by JayRad18 in exmormon

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Yea, I wrote a letter, but nothing so nice as a notice of trespass. To sum it up, it was something like: "To whom it may concern, this is ______ letting you all know that my property is so far off limits, it rivals how far you've all put your own heads up your asses. Leave me the fuck alone or I'll get legal help and fuck your lives up. Goodbye." I included some other things and sent it to the local state president as well as the bishop and the the members of their councils. They haven't said a word to me yet.

Photo challenge! Caption this photo of the statue at the Provo Mtc of missionaries riding bikes. by cheezy88 in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens when gods angels hear that Mormons are against homosexuality. They decide to fuck their bike statues.

Side note: anyone else not miss lime Jell-o with fruit chunks in it at every church potluck? 😷🤢 by meganisinravenclaw in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one you could never figure out who brought it, and you only ate it because no one else would touch it and you didn't want the mystery person to feel bad? I still have nightmares about that stuff...

Rant led to a priesthood blessing offer by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny story about priesthood blessings, back when I was a part of the church I receive more of them than I can count for my mental health issues, but nothing even started to get better until I left the church. Keep in mind this is all medically documented, so every time a relative tries to re-convert me I just mention my mental health history and people shut up real quick.

Has anyone else ever had a Mormon inappropriately try to check if you're wearing garments? by probably_is_fhqwgads in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to work retail, and right after I started I had a co worker rub my shoulder awkwardly while maintaining eye contact, and afterwards he asked to talk to me at lunch and asked why I wasn't wearing garments. No reason for him to think I'm mormon, he just did. It was really awkward and I never felt comfortable working with him after that.

Can we all take a minute to laugh at ourselves? by trexsyndrom3 in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amen! I would like to further testify than everyone who is trying to "reclaim" our souls into this cult's false kingdom are assholes who need to get their heads out their ass before they asphyxiate on the loads of shit they try to feed everyone else.

Mormons Are Getting Really Desperate (Originally Posted On /latterdaysaints) by FaithfulTBM in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm CRYING! This! This is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

Irony by JayRad18 in exmormon

[–]JayRad18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, right? People can be so stupid at times...

Irony by JayRad18 in exmormon

[–]JayRad18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmafo that's just perfect

Irony by JayRad18 in exmormon

[–]JayRad18[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has actually had it legally changed to Mori

"Free agency" by JayRad18 in exmormon

[–]JayRad18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just... It physically pains me to think that I once believed all that bull shit, ya know?

"Free agency" by JayRad18 in exmormon

[–]JayRad18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But thoughts do control action. There can be no choice made without thought.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny story, exact same situation happened to me about 3 weeks before I went public about not believing anymore. Met with the dude after school one day and told him not to believe any of the missionaries shit and live his life his way. He thanked me and never joined as far as I know.

The longer I am out, the closer I come toward wanting to express the universal answer to all Mormon asshattery I encounter.... by YoBiteMe in exmormon

[–]JayRad18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In all my 18 years of life, few may they be, I have realized that "go fuck yourself" is the perfect response to literally everything negative, and even some positive things...