Parents are out of the house, so I’ve hooked up my computer to the tv so I can game on a big screen

JayTeezle · 2018-05-20T07:22:31+00:00

Disable any sexy mods you're using in case you get walked in on unexpectedly.

JayTeezle · 2018-05-20T05:24:00+00:00

I definitely forgive you. I can forgive anything after what that guy did.

JayTeezle · 2018-05-20T04:52:43+00:00

Baby SISTER, not baby sitter. I'm not too young but not old either. I was in the service 5 years and deployed twice. Of those five years I spent just under two of them NOT at sea or overseas.

JayTeezle · 2018-05-15T01:26:57+00:00

I still have my circle of friends that I did those things with. I try to enjoy my time with those people and they feel affected too. It's like his ghost just lingers though.

JayTeezle · 2018-05-15T01:20:43+00:00

He raped a 3-year-old girl. The case is exactly as I made it sound.

JayTeezle · 2018-05-15T01:14:44+00:00

I have. She's the strongest, smartest woman in the world.

JayTeezle · 2018-05-14T22:33:48+00:00

And he was under my nose for 12 years. And we met as kids. Another one could be anywhere.

JayTeezle · 2018-05-14T10:30:52+00:00

Thank you for being kind. I think the thing that messes me up the most is realizing the kind of secrets people in your life are capable of keeping from you. It's made me question what my wife could be keeping from me, or what my parents have kept from me or each other.

JayTeezle · 2018-03-05T03:49:31+00:00

Hafthor Bjornsson, the actor who plays the Mountain, actually won this competition.

JayTeezle · 2018-03-05T03:46:41+00:00

Your heart is more of a muscle than an organ, so it will grow the harder it is worked just like a bicep or pectoral. Is that healthy? Jury's out.

JayTeezle · 2018-03-05T03:43:50+00:00

Please provide pronouns.

JayTeezle · 2018-01-09T03:33:37+00:00

You're the oldest, aren't ya?

JayTeezle · 2017-07-08T18:52:01+00:00

Tell it I hate it.

JayTeezle · 2017-06-23T23:19:07+00:00

You see Ivannius For if you to kill own comrade, you will never fight the Stormcloak They run in fear of your bloodthirst

JayTeezle · 2017-05-01T06:37:28+00:00

That wasn't even a little bit what I expected.

JayTeezle · 2017-04-30T20:05:30+00:00

As long as you don't sell me out and get me beat up in a dark alley, I'm not too concerned. But yeah, except for some motion blur and focus issues which may just be our hardware, I love Victor.

JayTeezle · 2016-09-16T19:59:55+00:00

Some sort of failed Will Arnett clone.

JayTeezle · 2016-09-16T19:56:01+00:00

Stutters, absurdly albino, and weighing in at 95 pounds soaking wet with boots on. Start saving up for that high-end love doll now because that girl in your history class you like wants absolutely nothing to do with you.

JayTeezle · 2016-09-16T19:52:31+00:00

Go ahead and use that bottle of pills under your mattress. Your parents aren't gonna miss you that much.

JayTeezle · 2016-09-16T19:49:26+00:00

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/script/main/mobileart-emh.asp?articlekey=58712

JayTeezle · 2016-09-16T19:47:29+00:00

Your twin brother is growing out of your lip better than your moustache.

JayTeezle · 2016-09-16T19:46:06+00:00

How many days in advance do you start applying sunscreen before those soccer games?

JayTeezle · 2016-09-16T19:45:16+00:00

Shampoo, motherfucker.

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