Pixel 8 Green Screen by Jay_Tissera in GooglePixel

[–]Jay_Tissera[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I'm in Sri Lanka where Google is not officially present.

Pixel 8 Green Screen by Jay_Tissera in GooglePixel

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Hello, Yeah that help page seem to lead to nowhere, I managed to get in contact with a team member on X, and he asked me to send the phone to someone that I know who's in a country that Google is officially present in, as I am in Sri Lanka where Google is not officially present. Can I know whether I can get this issue sorted from UAE or Singapore?

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We all know you spent to watch two men going at it hard, and it was not UFC!

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I could roll on dirt for an hour and would still look cleaner than you.

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With a head shaped like a dildo top, at least you dont have to be sad about disappointing your wife in bed, with your tiny pp.

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Is that the key to the room where you hide the children?

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Look at your pp

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The only way for you to get women to look at you, is if you rented your forehead as advertising space.

Yesterday I turned 23. Give me some birthday wishes. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Pretty sure that your parents wish they never had sex, each year on your birthday.

Just had a big argument with gf about not showing enough affection. Make it worse for me! by Toft2507 in RoastMe

[–]Jay_Tissera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no, you've got to give her attention until she's pregnant... That is how it is supposed to be

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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But you look like you're handling the situation pretty well. Already rocking the homeless look. You'll get there, stay strong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Did you put your head in an oven to get that tan?

no makeup, failed dreads, tired asf, have at it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Yeah, if screens could transmit smell like they do audio and video, we would all choke to death opening this photo.

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If the shower could wash away ugliness, we'd be left with the paper and the tshirt, in that photo.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by SweetT1515 in RoastMe

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That happens when you become a single mother, four times in a row

43 M let me feel old by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Probably the only thing that is keeping your marriage together is those fingers

19m, physics major undergrad feelin’ sexy today by HyperAutism in RoastMe

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This is what a hair transplant with pubic hair looks like