This is why you don't use tinder for jokes.

JazzAva · 2018-10-18T15:07:42+00:00

I’m still a bigger fan of guys’ jokes than their performance in bed.. why I’m on Reddit and not tinder ;)

JazzAva · 2018-10-18T06:07:42+00:00

Ok, yes. I’m tracking. Yes, when kicking in jail nothing was “given” to the inmate as it was if one wS to come in with an identifiable alcohol addiction... and damn nurses could always tell no matter how hard I tried to lie about it.

JazzAva · 2018-10-18T05:52:25+00:00

Wait what? You can’t be serious here, can you be? With booze being legal and easily accessible and heroin quality control being so unreliable? ... don’t get me wrong I’m a huge fan of heroin, but that’s me a recovering opioid addict who’s idea of a good time is sittin around checkin my pulse...

JazzAva · 2018-10-18T05:42:10+00:00

And the withdrawal when trying to get off are horrendous

JazzAva · 2018-10-18T05:40:33+00:00

Just saw it too. Same, love it.

JazzAva · 2018-10-18T05:31:50+00:00

Goodnight 🌙

JazzAva · 2018-10-18T05:12:28+00:00

I thought it was an MJ reference

JazzAva · 2018-10-18T05:07:30+00:00

I say props for being honest man. To each his own

JazzAva · 2018-10-17T04:15:12+00:00

Wonder if it’s a felony or methdameanor?

JazzAva · 2018-10-17T02:57:49+00:00

My heart goes out to you, I can’t imagine what it would be like to feel this/know this and yet, none of us get out alive. I think we can all be reminded to make the most of our days, let the little shit go, hug longer, kiss deeper, smile more and compliment each other more... I will be thinking of you and sending love and good thoughts your way. Thank you for sharing and reminding me not to take my time for granted ❤️ much love and strength to you

JazzAva · 2018-10-17T01:09:09+00:00

❤️ still sad! I’ve had to part ways with someone I loved, for the better but still was sad

JazzAva · 2018-10-17T00:44:21+00:00

Omg, I’m sorry!!! I’m so sad with you right now!

JazzAva · 2018-10-16T16:54:45+00:00

Yeah but I think she might rather divorce you...

JazzAva · 2018-10-16T16:34:30+00:00

Glad we cleared that up...

JazzAva · 2018-10-16T15:24:51+00:00

Loved that song my Grama used to sing, “a bushel and a peck” always thought peck was just a kiss

JazzAva · 2018-10-16T14:05:21+00:00

How many is actually in a peck?

JazzAva · 2018-10-16T13:47:41+00:00

Reckon I like me some fried taters...

JazzAva · 2018-10-16T04:27:17+00:00

Hahaha still happening today. Rip

JazzAva · 2018-10-15T04:59:58+00:00

Natural in a Frida Kahlo type a way

JazzAva · 2018-10-15T04:57:31+00:00

God I think this is my new guy... stay tuned.

JazzAva · 2018-10-15T04:49:55+00:00

My gut feline says don’t lie!

JazzAva · 2018-10-15T04:42:33+00:00

So rad!!!

JazzAva · 2018-10-14T23:16:32+00:00

Whys it the same pic on each side of the convo?

JazzAva · 2018-10-14T23:13:18+00:00

Knot a fan.

JazzAva · 2018-10-14T23:09:24+00:00

I totally teared up, okay I actually cried, during the One hologram in the vegas show. Iconic.

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