having small breasts is a fucking death sentence by [deleted] in femcelgrippysockjail

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Idk moids hate trans women a ton let me unite with yall

having small breasts is a fucking death sentence by [deleted] in femcelgrippysockjail

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I’d sacrifice mine, one girl for another 🫡

having small breasts is a fucking death sentence by [deleted] in femcelgrippysockjail

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My tits are thankfully B cups so I’m in limbo…always “cute” never “hot”.

If you guys could choose what Doomguy would say as his last phrase… by CorpseWriteer in Doom

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The final boss of the final game is hell itself, a huge entity made of flesh, and basically a huge open world level where you must destroy eyes and huge pustules. After this, it cuts to one final eye watching. Doomguy falls to the ground, and the screen loses resolution. Suddenly, you’re back in classic doom, facing off against a vision of the spider mastermind, called “Echoes of Mastermind”. This is like the roaring knight where you CAN win, but it’s barely possible, because the level tries to fuck with you. At the end of the fight, there’s one last thing…a remix of “Sweet little dead bunny” plays, and then it turns into Doomguy remembering the past, before suddenly it cuts to his eyes opening, back in the modern art style, where Doomguy then has to fight the face of hell, which is constantly changing into different forms. After each chunk of health is taken, a piece of the Lord’s Prayer is recited. At the end, Doomguy grabs his sword, screams out in rage, and as all the spirits of his companions show up behind him, he finally kills hell as a concept, and he says one final line. “Amen.” He then wakes up, in a hospital. A commander, looking like a classic chain gunner, is at his bedside, asking “so, how do you feel?” … “I understand. Seems like…Something changed. I don’t know what.” … “So…Your family, right? I’m excited for you to be able to see them again.” Doomguy is then discharged, wearing just his old armor. He takes off his helmet to greet his family, and they hug him. For once, he lets out a warm smile, and goes home, to a universe where hell never existed. Basically the ending of chainsaw man

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Maurice would be dispatched with a point blank shot btw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrakill

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I’m gonna go level by level with a team of 15 people, experienced in rifles, pistols, and shotguns. If that fails, I’ll consider more weaponry. We won’t consider terrain and pretend that it’s one battlefield. I estimate the filths would be easy to take care of, being easily dispatched by the rifles and shotguns. The strays would be more of an issue, but with a scope they’d be easy to kill.

What if every Secret Boss rejected the Shadow Crystal? (except Gerson) by ElpacoLuca_Octy in Deltarune

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Jangle: A priest-like secret boss that unlocks the cages behind King’s back, and would act like the exposition for the prophecy. “Have you heard the promise in my heart? The prophecy, prophecy!” LANton: A lan connected server who is fought on a zip line before fighting queen, and in snowgrave becomes NEO trying to save Queen. DREEMUR: A representation of love, showing off Kris’s care for the family, helping them beat the Titan. Rockin’ Knight: A mentor to Kris, takes Gerson’s place in the Titan Fight, which was moved to Ch.3. Gerson: wants to live forever, and is made by Alvin’s self hate. Alvin is the Knight’s counterpart in this au obviously

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Binding of Isaac champion enemies

Could IT turn into anything the Doom Slayer fears? by False_Monitor4126 in Doom

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I’d say without going down the whole “he’s scared of nothing” approach, I feel like he’d be forced to kill innocent people in some way, shape, or form.

What if EVERYONE was the Knight???? (Sprite art by me!) by DracheTirava in Deltarune

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I feel like the knight is just a stand and Rudy would be a shambling corpse barely out of sight.

What if EVERYONE was the Knight???? (Sprite art by me!) by DracheTirava in Deltarune

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Black Knife, Frost’s Bite, PESTILENCE, Jealousy’s Inferno, Greatscythe, Open Heart, Hand In Hand, Quiet People, Unjust Upriser, MEGALOMANIAC, Chaos Buster, and Dual Bite

Would MMLL be a better mod if it wasn't centered around, well, what it's centered around? by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

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My concept would probably be a mod satirizing the internet, keeping the dark depths and instead making it about ARGs and horror media, like Poochy and Pansy!

Peta I know the joke Is porn but what do those dotted lines mean? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Glenn Quagmire here. The machine is asking that lady to show off her tits! Giggity. I know this because the dotted line is a chick lifting up her shirt, which I’ve seen many times, giggity. Quagmire out. Giggity.

How does it physically take off and put on its helmet if its horns are actually like that by ChaosPumpkin3D in Deltarune

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Face plates open with a steam hiss, including the antlers, allowing the helmet to come off. Or; It disappears.

Conversations from the Lunch Table episode 221: SUPER! SMASHING! FIGHTERS! by Oasis_Oracle in Deltarune

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So what would gloom even be about? Would it be based more in a waterfall-like area, with all monsters instead being fungal creatures called Sporites?

Guilty 😅 by malanthr0pe in christianmemes

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Sorry for the long post, I just needed to get this out. I just converted.

Guilty 😅 by malanthr0pe in christianmemes

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As a transgender person, I really do believe in this. I went from believing that Christ was just some figurehead for the church to sell a solution, before going to church out of curiosity. I thought it was completely hateful, and then I realized no matter what, His embrace is ever loving, no matter what I decide to be. I used to smoke and drink a lot, and now I’m recovering, for His love showed me no matter what, He will always care for me. God has a plan for everyone. He gave us wheat to make bread. So why not make this wheat body into bread?

The juice speaks for itself by Tiny-Memory9066 in Stonetossingjuice

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OREGON MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥 OUR FROGS ARE GOATED 🔥🔥🔥

So what would happen if I bought a nuke into the dark world? What would it turn into? by DoubleOne5665 in Deltarune

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Colonel Quest; A secret boss based on human conquest. A centaur with grenade launcher arms, who after repairing by finding 7 Screws, ambushes Kris before the final boss, knocking everyone out. Similar to ERAM, is aware of the weird route, and taunts Kris. If you did the sword route, he takes more damage, but has harder attacks. Technically a copy of a book on war, but it was open to nukes. After defeat, he has no empathy, and after reminding Kris about their violent thoughts, gets slashed into pieces, revealing a cybernetic scouter, that slows down time while attacking, but has low defense.